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*** Just before that, there's Eowyn's look when she sees the Witch King's ''frigging HUGE'' mace as he squares off against her. Of course, she got the last laugh.
** And then there's Gandalf giving a big speech to the Gondorians about how they can fight whatever comes through the gate. When the first thing through is three huge trolls, Gandalf gets a look on his face like "Well, I wasn't expecting ''that''."
** Let's face it, the whole Battle of Minas Tirith was a series of alternating Oh Crap moments for both sides. Denethor's [[Freak -Out]]. The gate getting knocked down by Grond, the Rohirrim's arrival followed by the Oliphaunts. Gandalf nearly getting killed by the Witch King, and then the latter really gets killed by Eowyn and Merry. And of course Aragorn bringing a [[The Cavalry|big damn undead army]] to clean up the place.
** There's also Saruman's reaction to the Ents trashing Isengard; if [[Christopher Lee]] is worried about something, you ''know'' it's bad.
*** Seriously, the look on his face is ''priceless''. It's exactly the face you'd expect to see if someone was woken up with the news that the trees had come alive and were trashing his yard.
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** Count Dooku gives one when Palpatine orders Anakin to finish him off.
** In ''[[Return of the Jedi]]'', when Lando realises that {{spoiler|the Emperor had lured the Rebels into a trap}} and the extent of the [[Xanatos Roulette]] pulled off.
{{quote| '''Lando:''' Well, how could they be jamming us if they didn't know we... ''([[Explain, Explain, Oh Crap|dawning realization]])'' ... were coming? Break off the attack! The shield is still up!}}
** Obi-Wan in ''[[Attack of the Clones]]'', upon realizing he's still tied to Jango, whom he just knocked off the landing platform, puts it in true [[Deadpan Snarker]] form: "Oh, ''not'' good."
** Subverted by Grand Moff Tarkin in ''A New Hope'' by not even realizing the Death Star is about to blow up.
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*** [[Big Damn Heroes|"Target that explosion and fire!"]]
* The Duras sisters have a totally silent one when [[Stock Footage|pretty much the same thing]] happens to them in ''[[Star Trek Generations (Film)|Star Trek Generations]]''.
** Also in ''Generations'', when the ''Enterprise'' is about to crash on a nearby planet, the until-recently [[The Spock|emotionless]] [[Ridiculously -Human Robots|android]] Data says what everybody present (including the audience) is thinking: "Oh, ''[[Precision F-Strike|shit]]''!"
*** Let's not forget Soran's face right before {{spoiler|he gets blown up along with his rocket}}.
** From ''[[Star Trek Nemesis (Film)|Star Trek Nemesis]]'', when Shinzon realizes [[Ramming Always Works|what Picard is up to]]:
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* This is [[Hellboy (Film)|Hellboy's]] catchphrase, [http://exterminatusnow.comicgenesis.com/d/20080906.html as can be seen, hilariously, in this Exterminatus Now webcomic].
* In ''[[The Mask (Film)|The Mask]]'', the eponymous character responds to a show of weaponry from the gang of mooks by pulling a [[Hyperspace Arsenal|double-fisted arsenal of every ranged weapon known to modern man from behind his back]]. There is a startled [[Beat]], in which one could hear the phrase in question echoing in everyone's mind, followed by a ''wave'' of [[Dramatic Gun Cock|Dramatic Gun Cocks]].
** Subverted. Right after all the mooks run screaming for their lives, the Mask pulls the trigger, and [["BANG!" Flag Gun|a bunch of red flags pop out of the gun barrels, all saying "BANG!"]] The hero chuckles in that delightfully demented way of his.
** Then there's earlier: "Time to show what you're really made of." *click* "Crap."
* ''[[Who Framed Roger Rabbit]]'': {{spoiler|Judge Doom}}, just before getting hit with a {{spoiler|high-pressure blast of Dip.}} The fact that {{spoiler|he's a Toon}} means that he can ''really'' stretch his eyeballs in surprise.
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** And all present major characters when Wanda gives her condemning testimony when everyone present expected she would give George a solid alibi.
* ''[[Inglourious Basterds]]'': The expression on Landa's face when Aldo asks him what he's planning to do with his uniform is priceless.
* ''[[RoboCop (Film)|Robocop]] 2'': Kane's <s> face</s> monitor when RoboCop rips out the box containing his brain and [[...And Show It to You|is about to smash it]] into the ground.
* ''[[Casino Royale (Film)|Casino Royale]]'': In the intro scene, a [[MI 6]] traitor is about to shoot a unarmed Bond, and pulls the trigger. The loud click of the empty hammer is accompanied by this look on the traitor's face, just as Bond holds up the clip, saying "I know where you keep your gun."
* In ''[[Licence to Kill (Film)|Licence to Kill]]'', we get that reaction from Truman-Lodge and Sanchez as they watch one truck tanker full of their cocaine-laden gasoline careening down a hill into another one, right in front of their car.
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* In the ''[[Rocky and Bullwinkle]]'' movie, Fearless Leader has zombified most of the United State by now. He is monologuing about his plans for world domination. Then Boris and Natasha cry out in unison: "FEARLESS LEADER, MOOSE IS LOOSE!"
* ''[[Tombstone]]'' has a few. One occurs early in Wyatt Earp's ride of vengeance when he finds some Cowboys in an opium tent. {{spoiler|He lays the barrel of his revolver on a table and an opium-besotted Cowboy puts it in his mouth, thinking it's a pipe. Boom.}} Another occurs near the end of the movie when Johnny Ringo thinks he's confronting Wyatt. [[Catch Phrase|"I'm your huckleberry."]] (He's not.)
* ''[[Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves]]'': After successfully defending the forest hideout from hired thugs, Robin Hood glances over to the Nottingham soldiers in the distance... with [[Arrows On Fire|flaming arrows]] and trebuchets! He simply says "My God" in sheer terror - from then on he is no longer fighting and is simply trying to rescue his fellow men.
* ''[[Snatch]]'' has a famous scene where a trio of bumbling wannabe gangsters try to intimidate Bullet Tooth Tony (the most [[Badass]] [[Implacable Man]] in London's underworld) with fake guns. Tony calmly sits back in his chair, tells them that he knows perfectly well that their guns are fake, then pulls out his [[Hand Cannon]] Desert Eagle. The close up on their faces is ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uR5jufwSqm8 priceless]''.
* Wolverine's response to Lady Deathstrike taking her claws out before their duel in ''[[X 2 X Men United (Film)|X 2 X Men United]]'' film.