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* [[Ax Crazy]]: The Hulk Gang, most notably Luke.
* [[Bad Future]]: Like you wouldn't believe. Nearly all of the superheroes are dead, and the villains rule America.
* [[Badass Grandpa]]
* [[Badass Longcoat]]: Wolverine wears one for only one panel, but it's one badass panel.
** Also [[The Inhumans|Black Bolt]] and [[Red Skull]].
* [[Bar Brawl]]: Averted by Logan, who is in no mood to deal with the idiots trying to pick a fight.
{{quote|'''Bar Jerk''' "Well ''excuse'' us ladies. I didn't realize tonight was..." *tackled by Logan*
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* [[Break Out the Museum Piece]]
* [[Broken Hero]]: The reason Logan hasn't popped his claws in fifty years? "They broke me, Bub" They really '''really''' did.
* [[Cannibal Clan]]: You'll notice the Hulk Gang's food of choice is human limbs.
* [[Car Fu]]: "It's the '''Spider-Buggy''', dude. She can take her share of knocks"
* [[Chekhov's Exhibit]]: Wolverine and the Red Skull fight in a trophy room full of trophies taken from dead superheroes. The latter wields Black Knight's sword, while Wolverine uses Captain America's shield and pieces of Iron Man's armour.
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* [[Cool Old Guy]]: It's not called ''Old'' Man Logan for nothin'.
* [[Corrupt Hick]]: The Hulk Gang counts as this very much, even though they are located in California. The Hulk himself is the corrupt hick leading them and in charge of a territory called Hulkland. They are violent and quite murderous, considering how they {{spoiler|murdered Logan's family and left the bodies unburied}} while he was busy trying to pay off a debt he owed them. Why? Because they got bored. They are a family of cannibals. Oh, and they are also inbred, because Hulk raped his own cousin Jennifer more than once to form the Hulk Gang!
* [[Crapsack World]]: Brought to you by President Skull!
* [[Creepy Child]]: Dwight
* [[Day of the Jackboot]]: The Red Skull has turned his section of the former U.S. (the east coast) into this, with a dash of [[Big Brother Is Watching]] for good measure.
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* [[Evil Old Folks]]: Bruce Banner, Red Skull, Dr Doom and really any of the original supervillains who are still ruling.
* [[Evil Power Vacuum]]: It's safe to assume a '''lot''' of this goes on. After all, there's {{spoiler|a different Kingpin}} now who apparently didn't have much trouble killing {{spoiler|Magneto}}.
** Bitch got old.
* [[Face Heel Turn]]: {{spoiler|Ashley, Hawkeye's daughter}}, Bruce Banner.
* [[Fate Worse Than Death]]: What the villains did to Wolverine on the day they took over.
* [[Glory Days]]: Pretty much all the remaining heroes can do to cope is to reminisce
* [[Handicapped Badass]]
* [[Heroes Want Redheads]]: Even in the future, this is still Logan's preference, as evident by his wife.
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* [[Superpowerful Genetics]]: The Hulk gang all have weakened versions of Bruce's powers. Spider-Man's granddaughter has also at least inherited some [[Super Strength]].
* [[Super Serum]]: Hawkeye's package.
* [[Trophy Room]]: The President's Office is adorned with items taken from fallen super heroes ([[Captain America (comics)]]'s shield, Iron Man's armor, [[Spider-Man]]'s mask, etc.)
* [[Tyrannosaurus Rex]]: The Venom symbiote found a new host.
* [[X Meets Y]]: [[Wanted]] meets [[Unforgiven]].
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