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{{quote|'''Brian:''' Wow, a song named after a girl. There aren't a million of those already.<br />
'''Stewie:''' [[Name One|Name twenty]].<br />
'''Brian:''' [[Toto
'''Stewie:''' Name six more.<br />
'''Brian:''' [[Frankie Valli and
'''Stewie:''' Name five more.<br />
'''Brian:''' Tracy, Jean, [[Barenaked Ladies
'''Stewie:''' ([[Rage Quit|throws down guitar]]) Go [[Sound Effect Bleep|BLEEP]] yourself.|''[[
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== Alternative Dance ==
* "Jezebel" - [[
== Alternative Hip Hop ==
* "Bonita Applebaum" - [[
== Alternative Rock ==
* "Joey" - [[Music/Concrete Blonde|Concrete Blonde]]. A rare example of a One Man Song.
* "Laura" - [[
** Also, "Mary".
* "Mary Jane" - [[
* "Valerie" - The Zutons (covered - Mark Ronson, of course). Also the name of a song by Steve Winwood.
* "Ramona" - Beck (From ''[[Scott Pilgrim Versus the World]]'')
* "Isobel" - [[
* "Emaline" - Ben Folds Five
** Also "Julianne," "Kate," "Alice Childress," and "Gracie."
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**** Also Ben Folds' (no longer Five) "Saskia Hamilton"
* "Caroline" - Concrete Blonde
* "Grace" - [[
* "Magdalena", "Brena", and "Judith" - [[A Perfect Circle]]
* "Jacqueline" - [[
* "Tautou" - [[Brand New]]
* "Mary", "Talula", "Ophelia", "Marianne" and "Josephine" -[[
* "Lucy" - [[
* "Ruby <ref>Ruby Ruby Rubaaaaaaaay!</ref> " -The [[Kaiser Chiefs]]
* "Adrienne" - [[The Calling (
== Blues ==
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== Folk ==
* "Suzanne" - [[
* "Barbara Allen" (Also "Barbarous Ellen", for her treatment of the Jimmy Grove.) - traditional British; variants all over the English-speaking world.
* "To Ramona" - [[
== Folk Rock ==
* "Cecilia" - [[
* "Sally Anne", "Penelope" and "Margarita" - [[Great Big Sea]].
* "Rosie" -Fairport Convention
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== Grunge ==
* "Polly" - [[
** If addressing your rape victim as if she was a pet bird counts.
== Hard Rock ==
* "Beth" - [[
* "Carrie" - [[
== Indie Pop ==
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== Jazz ==
* "Minnie the Moocher" - [[
== Jazz Rock ==
* "Rikki Don't Lose That Number", "Peg", and "Josie" by [[
== Metal ==
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== New Wave ==
* "Darlene" - [[
== Pop ==
* "Maggie May" by Rod Stewart, about a possessive girlfriend.
* "Billie Jean" - [[
** Also, "Dirty Diana," from the ''Bad'' album.
* "Jenny from the Block" - Jennifer Lopez's [[Rockstar Song]]
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* "Brandy" - Looking Glass (She's a fine girl. What a good wife she would be.)
* "Diana" - Paul Anka
* "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq4ychrRkQA Rosanna]" by [[
* "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mak-aWAcXYM Alison]" - Jordy (with both the singer and the [[Roger Rabbit Effect|cartoon girl]] being children).
* "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fzz-iUQbkb0 Célimène]" - David Martial.
* "Oh! Carol" - Neil Sedaka
* "Windy" - Ruthann Friedman, sung by The Association
* "Angie" - [[
* "Carrie Ann" - [[The Hollies]]
== Pop Punk ==
* "Haushinka" - [[
** "Maria" as well.
* "Josie" - [[
* "Jasey Rae" - All Time Low
* "Dakota" - A Rocket to the Moon
* "Sarah Smiles" - [[Panic!
== Pop Rock ==
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* "Elenore" - The Turtles
* "Lisa" - Dead Flowers
* "Jane" - [[
* "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGll0KmTW2w Alia]" - [[Roza Rymbaeva]]. This song is a [[Dedication]] to a [[Great Patriotic War]] sniper.
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== Post-Punk ==
* "Alice" and "Marian" - [[
** They also covered "Emma" by Hot Chocolate and "Jolene" by Dolly Parton.
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== Rap Metal ==
* "Maria" - [[
== Rock ==
* "Roxanne" - [[
* "Michelle" - Old [[Silly Love Songs|Silly Love Song]] from [[The Beatles (
** "Eleanor Rigby" - The classic Beatles [[Tear Jerker]], of course.
** "Julia" and "Sexy Sadie", too.
* "Angie" - Depending on which rumor you believe: Mick Jagger [[Your Cheating Heart|bragging about nailing David Bowie's wife]], Mick Jagger [[Triang Relations|lamenting wanting Bowie's wife]], or Mick Jagger [[Take a Third Option|apologizing for nailing her husband]].
* "Barbara Ann" - [[
* "Sara" - [[
* "Sara" - [[
* "Rosalita", "Leah", "Sherry Darling" - [[
* "Suzy Lee" - [[
* "Emily" - The title of songs by From First to Last, [[
* "Susie Q" - originally by Dale Hawkins, made famous by [[
* "Sophia" - [[
* "Rosemary" - Lenny Kravitz
* "Lydia" - Fur Patrol
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* "Carol" and "Anna" - Al Stewart
* "Vivica" - Jack Off Jill
* "Jane" - [[Jefferson
== Rock and Roll ==
* "Donna" - Ritchie Valens
* "Lucille" - Little Richard
* "Maybellene" and "Nadine" - [[
* "Peggy Sue" - [[
== Southern Rock ==
* "Jessica" - [[
** Also "Melissa", "Desdemona" and "Little Martha"
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== Alternative Dance ==
* "Lilian" - [[
== Alternative Rock ==
* "Mary Jane" - [[
* Also subverted in "Song for Whoever" by the [[Beautiful South]], where due to repeated [[Muse Abuse]] the singer/writer can't remember which of the many One Women is which:
{{quote| ''Oh Shirley,Oh Deborah, Oh Julie, Oh Jane''<br />
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{{quote| ''Oh Cathy, Oh Alison, Oh Phillipa, Oh Sue''<br />
''You made me so much money I wrote this song for you'' }}
* Subverted in [[My Chemical Romance
* Subverted in "Debra" - Beck. The song's lyrics begin to direct the song towards one girl ("oh girl, I only wanna be down with you") until it's revealed that Beck has a secondary interest: Debra, the girl's sister ("and your sister, I think her name is Debra"). The track is done in the vein of R. Kelly-like R&B ballads and seems to be one until the hilarious twist of Beck pining for a little more is made apparent.
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== Hip Hop ==
* "Kim" - [[
== Musical ==
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== New Wave ==
* "52 Girls" - [[The B
* "Shirley" - by [[Charlie Peacock]], which is a song with seemingly [[Word Salad Lyrics]].
== Pop ==
* "Alejandro" by [[
* "Stephen" by [[
* "Etienne" by Guesch Patti, also a song by a woman about a man.
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== Rock ==
* "Lola" - Silly little number by [[
** Similarly, "Chelsea Dagger" by The Fratellis.
* "Delilah" by [[
* [[Leelee Sobieski|Why Leelee Won't Love Me]] by Primitive Whore.
* "Martha My Dear" by [[The Beatles (
* "Noelle" by [[
* "Mia" by [[
== Comedy ==
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