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{{quote|'''Man:''' It was a bullet, wasn't it?
'''Forrest Gump:''' A bullet?
'''Man:''' That jumped up and bit you.
'''Forrest Gump:''' Oh, yes sir. Bit me right in the buttocks. They said it was a [[Million-to-One Chance|million dollar wound]], but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars.|''[[Forrest Gump]]''}}
{{quote|''"Yeah, kind of a Easy Company tradition, getting shot in the ass."''|'''Unknown Easy Company soldier''', ''[[Band of Brothers (TV series)|Band of Brothers]]''}}
{{quote|'''Dr. McNinja:''' I see. You're refusing to leave without me.
'''Death:''' I'm afraid so.
'''Dr. McNinja:''' Well, I'm sorry, but all those bullet holes.... [[This Is Sparta|They're. Just. FLESH WOUNDS!!!!]]|''[[The Adventures of Dr. McNinja]]''}}
{{quote|'''Sophie Western:''' "Mr Jones, your arm is broken!"
'''Tom Jones:''' "Indeed, madame. But I have another, to walk you home."|'''[[Tom Jones]]'''}}
{{quote|'''Mal:''' The leg is ''good''. Lots of bleeding, and we avoid any unnecessary organs.
'''Guard:''' I was thinking more of a graze...
'''Mal:''' Well, we don't want it to look like you just gave up.|''[[Serenity]]''}}
{{quote|'''Chief Hubbard:''' [referring to Foley, who was recently shot in the arm] What is that man doing here?
'''Axel Foley:''' [[Lampshade Hanging|Bleeding, sir.]]|''[[Beverly Hills Cop]]''}}
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