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** For that matter, some of the item descriptions are song lyrics. For example a staff attack says ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74J_R9Bifj8 I know I hit it once, I hit it twice.]'' and an enemy only spell called Eternal Flame has ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwajTekSAcM or is this burning....]'' in its description.
** There are also some [[Just for Pun|really bad puns]], such as the following:
{{quote|'''[[Snake Dinner]]''': ''Snake with potato fries, drenched in gravy. [[Late to Thethe Punchline|Wait...]]''}}
* Some of the more interesting [[Fairy Tales]], including a [[Gender Flip]] version of [[Twilight]], with the girl as the vampire. She is at risk for death due to incompatible blood during pregnancy, so then she's ''bitten by a human'' and turns mortal.
** There's a faux-Harlequin novel in one of the shelves, with heavy science-fiction overtones. The story talks about how "slowly and seductively, starting with the feet" this guy kisses his girl. Only, [[Aliens|her chest pops open]] and [[Inuyasha|out pops a giant mantis monster]] which proceeds to eat him "slowly and seductively, starting with the feet"...
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