Orphan: Difference between revisions

* [[Porn Stash]]: In Danny's treehouse. [[Crowning Moment of Funny|"Page 43 will change your life." "Hey, that looks like your mom!!"]]

* [[Precision F-Strike]]: "I'm not your fucking mommy!"

* [[Primal Scene]]: But don't worry, Esther understands.

* [[Real Life Writes the Plot]]: The movie was supposed to take place in the fall, but a record snow fall hitting the filming location during filming changed this to the winter, in turn eliminating a scene in the script at a Halloween carnival at Danny and Esther's school. Some might say the winter atmosphere helped make the movie more creepy.

* {{spoiler|[[Adults Dressed As Children]]}}

* [[Affably Evil]]: She really can be quite charming when she chooses to be.

* [[Ax Crazy]]: And {{spoiler|hammer}} crazy.

* [[Bitch in Sheep's Clothing]]

* {{spoiler|[[Good Scars, Evil Scars]]: The collar and wristbands that Esther always wears are hiding very prominent scars that she got when struggling against being bound in a straitjacket.}}

* [[Heartwarming Orphan]]: What the Colemans ''think'' she is at first...

* [[Harmful to Minors]]: {{spoiler|"It takes two to drag a body... Max, come and help your sister..."}}

* {{spoiler|[[Insane Equals Violent]]: Whoa boy.}}

* {{spoiler|[[Vorpal Pillow]]: Esther does this to Danny. It doesn't manage to kill him, though.}}

* [[Villainous Breakdown]]: After failing to {{spoiler|seduce John}}, Esther {{spoiler|runs to her room, removes everything she uses to pass herself off as a nine-year-old, while throwing a screaming fit and wrecking the room}}.

* [[Wise Beyond Their Years]]: Esther knows '''far''' more about sex than a {{spoiler|seemingly}} 9-year-old should '''ever''' healthily know.

* {{spoiler|[[Would Hurt a Child]]}}

* [[Wounded Gazelle Gambit]]: Breaks ''her own arm'' in a freaking ''vise'' and frames her adoptive mother for it.