Our Dwarves Are All the Same/Headscratchers: Difference between revisions

* So ''why'' are dwarves all the same? Most other fantasy races enjoy considerable variety between settings, but dwarves alone are, basically, a stereotype. Everywhere. Why?

** Because dwarves are ''[[Rule of Cool|fucking awesome]]'', that's why. They're technologically-advanced Scottish-Viking-Norse-German engineers who drink constantly and kill things with axes and hammers, the two manliest weapons outside of one's fists, and are made up of 50% liver, 50% muscle, 70% beard, and 30% bad math. The only way you can make that more awesome is if they were [[Incendiary Exponent|on fire]] [[Dwarf Fortress|all the time.]]