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Welcome to the [[Funny Moments]] page for Paper Mar- Hey! Who pasted this ugly thing in?
 
Here's also the [[Super Mario Bros (Franchise)./Funny|Funny Moments page]] for ''[[Super Mario Bros.]]''.
 
'''All Games'''
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* Mario Falling asleep from the extremely long "short versions" of the stories.
 
'''[[Paper Mario 64 (Video Game)|Paper Mario]]'''
* Reading Bowser's diary, and revealing that his hopes that Peach legitimately likes him.
* "And...oh dear! Who put that thing in the story?"
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* After you thrash the Goomba King and his servants, Red Goomba and Blue Goomba, they retreat to inside his fort. Listening at the window, you hear how the Goomba Bros. hid an important switch where no one will find it...''outside''.
 
'''[[Paper Mario the Thousand Year Door (Video Game)|The Thousand-Year Door]]'''
* Luigi's partners telling what really happened, as Luigi fudges his stories to make him sound not so pathetic. That poor Blooper.
** Poor Blooper? What about the Bob-omb who had to see Luigi in drag?
* There's a scene in ''[[Paper Mario the Thousand Year Door (Video Game)|Paper Mario the Thousand Year Door]]'' where Mario has to go through pipes to escape a locked room. Par for the course? Of course, for Mario. But the catch? Said pipes are in a ''toilet.'' No matter which of Mario's partners you have with you on the other side, their reaction is priceless--but Flurrie's is this troper's favorite:
{{quote| '''Flurrie:''' I should like to request that we ''never'' do that again.}}
** IIRC, Koops says something along the lines of "so THAT'S what plumbers do!" Also:
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'''Flavio:''' That's enough, you mutinous jokers! }}
* The Cursed Chests, to the point during the third time around, Mario seems more annoyed than scared.
** And eager to be [[Cursed Withwith Awesome]].
** The fourth chest is actually disappointed when it learns Mario has already been through the entire "WEE HEE! FOOLS!" routine three times before.
* Goombella's tattles do not disappoint:
** Upon entry to an X-Naut base on the moon, she marvels at the architecture, especially the large dome that keeps all of the air within the structure. And then realizes that [[Batman Can Breathe in Space|you just walked around outside with no problems.]]
** Tattle with her when atop the Excess Express, and she'll try to describe the view briefly before giving up, on account of [[Elephant in Thethe Living Room|the Smorg infestation]].
** Her book describes Goombas as "the underlings of underlings". She reacts appropriately.
** Tattle on Bowser and she'll say "That's Bowser, genius."
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** "Nobody zings us like that! NOBODY!!"
 
'''[[Super Paper Mario (Video Game)|Super Paper Mario]]'''
* The dating sim parody between Peach and Francis the nerdy chameleon, which he uses to ask Peach to marry him. The possible responses [[But Thou Must!|range from accepting to]] ''[[But Thou Must!|considering]]''; one is "How much money do you make?" Peach snaps at the player no matter which choice is picked.
** And at one point Francis hovers the cursor over "Smooch" for a few seconds, then quickly picks something else.
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'''Mimi:''' [[Mythology Gag|(transforms into Bowser)]] WHAT! Dimentio! Have you been reading my diary? ...uh...I mean... }}
 
* Fracktail, both before and after Dimentio fried his harddrive, had some funny lines. He even screams, "[[Zelda II: theThe Adventure of Link|I AM ERROR!]]" at one point. Though, his system error meltdown and some of the emergency protocols his harddrive forces on him really say some stuff about his creators.
** "Level 5 mustache detected!"
** "SYSTEM MAY BE BUSY OR MELTING INTO SLAG."
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** When he's searching his databanks for Mario's identification, his eye becomes the Wii Shop Channel loading screen, and he makes the same sound.
** CTRL ALT DEL
* [[Rhymes Onon a Dime|Merlee]] and [[Shape Shifter|Mimi's]] catfight was surprisingly hilarious as well, including this wonderful line:
{{quote| '''Merlee (or maybe Mimi):''' Oh, please, you make me gag.<br />
I am hot, no need to brag.<br />