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* [[Paranoia Fuel]] is most often what puts the "creepy" in [[Creepypasta]]. For example:
{{quote| "It has been reported that some victims of violence, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not WAKE UP. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren't being raped. The only way that they realized they needed to WAKE UP was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to WAKE UP. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and PLEASE WAKE UP."}}
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20090316130315/http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-532 SCP-532] was a stream of sentient, telepathic, [[Serial Killer|serial killing]] raw sewage that the ''[[SCP Foundation (Wiki)|SCP Foundation]]'' couldn't contain at all. Once you've been selected as its next target, it follows you everywhere, injecting itself into every plumbing system you'll ever use. It will poison you to death and there's nothing you or anyone else can do about it, because it telepathically disguises itself as ordinary water. You could be drinking it, bathing in it, brushing your teeth with it, washing your dishes and clothes in it, eating food at a restaurant whose staff have washed their hands in it, etc., and you'd never know. No matter how sick you get, your doctor will never be able to figure out the cause.
** [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-157 SCP-157] can pretend to be your dinner...which then eats you, from the inside out.
** Speaking of SCP paranoia, take [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-288 SCP-288]. When your 'beloved' significant other gets down on one knee, and proposes marraige, think twice before putting that ring on your finger.
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* You know how many of your phobias are caused by traumatic experiences from childhood? [http://www.deviantart.com/?order=24&offset=0&offset=48#/d2z6x26 Then how would you explain the ones that seem to come from nowhere?]
** [http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt87/ourpoorbrains/wc270.gif Ever wonder why you're scared of clowns?]
* The wording on the Alien Species Wiki's entry for ''[[Alien (Filmfranchise)|Xeno]][http://aliens.wikia.com/wiki/Xenomorph morph]'': Habitat - ANYWHERE. Have you looked behind you lately?
* [[The Lazer Collection]]. Doctor Octagonapus can be anywhere, even [[Chest Burster|inside you!]] And lazers can fire out of ANYTHING--people's mouths, car trunks, showerheads...
* Believe it or not, even [[LOLcats]] can make you paranoid, especially with phrases like "Ceiling Cat is watching you masturbate" and "I see what you did there."
* [[Dragon Ball Abridged]]: {{spoiler|'''Ghost Nappa:'''}} "You are now thinking about what Zarbon did to you while you were unconcious. Have fun with that."
* Pinkie Pie is coming. She wants to make you some cupcakes. And [[The Fourth Wall Will Not Protect You]].
* The Entity of ''[[Atop the Fourth Wall (Web Video)|Atop the Fourth Wall]]''.
** To clarify, The Entity will abduct you if you are alone. Being in a house with someone in the next room counts as alone. Being in a room with someone around the corner counts as alone. At one point, being in the room with someone ''looking the opposite direction'' counted as alone. Sweet dreams.
* The [[Darth Wiki]] [[Intercourse With You (Darth Wiki)|Intercourse With You]] page. Any of your favorite songs could really be about sex without you knowing!