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* Old Man driving around in a very small, 2-seater, three-wheeled electric car, while belting out [[Dull Surprise]] "wheeeee"'s the whole time.

'''Old Man''': This is pretty fun. Wheeeee~ }}

* When the Old Man wanted to drive the Shelby Cobra first on the race track. Everyone watched to see how fast he would go and he took off at a whopping... 30 miles per hour. He didn't even drive fast enough to mess up his hair.

* Chumlee admonishing the wooden puppets that Old Man purchased earlier in the episode, as if they were actual employees and he was displeased with their poor performance.

* [[The Swear Jar]]. That entire sequence is ''gold''.

* Robosaurus. Chumlee and Corey watching it in action. The owner, Brooke, joked that it should go after Corey and Chum Lee's bikes. [[Hilarity Ensues]].

* And then there was the archery contest Rick, Corey and Chumlee had with a hybrid bow Rick bought. Chumlee went first, and his shot didn't even hit the target, sticking into the bare wall almost a foot and a half away. Then Corey takes his shot, which went even further away and higher up to boot. Rick admonishes his son for losing to Chumlee and then takes his shot...which ends up something like ''[[Serial Escalation|four feet away from the target]]'' and ends up in the bare wall. To top it all off, Chumlee had made a bet with the other guys, and he offers to waive the money they owe him if they sing for him. Rick and Corey are both extremely embarassed, but they still have enough dignity to refuse Chumlee's offer and pay him the bet.

* Rick takes a bath on what he thought was an Indian vest, losing $1300 on it. Corey decides to make him [[Never Live It Down]] at the end of the episode, screwing with him this way and that.

''(Chumlee put the vest on an [[Alvin and The Chipmunks|Alvin]] marionette purchased earlier in the day.)''<br />

'''Old Man''': ''([[Face Palm]])'' }}

* The Old Man. Playing a [[Virtual Boy]].

* The demonstration of the Rickenbacker lap-steel guitar:

'''Rick''': ''(dies laughing)'' }}

* Chumlee fixes up a not-working model RC car, getting it to run again (and winning $50 from Rick). He then takes the money and buys some chicken wings for him and the Old Man. At the end of the episode:

'''Old Man''': Uh, oh...my heart just stopped...''([[Percussive Maintenance|punches himself in the chest a few times]])''<br />

''(Cut away to storefront)''<br />

** b) Old Man taking to playing solitaire with an actual deck of cards instead of on his computer. Corey sneaks the Ace and ten of spades from the deck without Old Man noticing.

* Old Man on horror films, when someone brings in old [[A Nightmare on Elm Street|Freddy Kruger]] toys:

* The Halloween costume contest. Rick goes as [[Austin Powers|Dr. Evil]] (which, sadly, flies over the heads of Old Man and Corey); Chumlee goes as [[Justin Bieber]] (which flies ''well'' over the head of Old Man, who can't even pronounce the name properly); Old Man goes as [[True Grit|Rooster Cogburn]] (Rick guesses it's Roy Rogers); and Corey...just sticks a knife-through-your-head headband on and phones it in. The winner? {{spoiler|Antwaun, who comes dressed as "the world's biggest baby."}}

** The money is actually in store credit, causing both Corey and {{spoiler|Antwaun}} to call them cheap upon hearing about it.

{{spoiler|'''Antwaun'''}}: Cheapest bosses ever. }}

* Finding a rare [[Jimi Hendrix]] portrait, with Corey intending to use it as a Father's Day gift. And the seller said it wasn't his "style":

'''Seller''': He's just...[[Shaped Like Itself|not my style]].<br />

'''Chumlee and Corey''': ... }}

** Old Man picks his hat up from his desk...and the can is underneath, staring at him.

** Rick finds it in the display case, with some of the most expensive rings in the shop perched atop it.

* When trying to figure out who broke a 200 year old vase in the warehouse, Rick brings up the surveillance tapes, and finds a clip of Chumlee wielding a replica of a [[Star Trek|Klingon Bat'leth]] and swinging it around like [[Star Wars]] Kid. Unsurprisingly, Chumlee's wild flailing knocks the vase over and breaks it. As punishment, Rick shows the tape to all of the store employees (and national television). The footage can be seen [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sElyPs0xCI4&feature=relmfu here].

* Chumlee wanting to start a feud with Rick, and Rick agrees if Chumlee can finish a crossword puzzle before Rick. Chumlee does, but does so completely incorrectly, including putting multiple letters in boxes. Chumlee claims Rick never said it had to be done correctly, and The Old Man agrees, but Rick doesn't. So Chumlee declares a feud on each of the Harrisons.