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** Bob's doctor hits him, and his cold goes away.
** Right before Bob hits his computer, the electronic device starts talking and begging him for mercy.
{{quote| ''Please! Don't hit me again! I'll be good, I promise!''}}
** OR: Right before Bob hits his computer, the computer grows a pair of fists and punches him in the face.
{{quote| ''How do you like that, [[This Is for Emphasis, Bitch|bitch?!]]''}}
* '''Zig Zagged''': Every subsequent whack fixes a previous problem, but creates a new one that needs to be fixed.
* '''Averted''': Hitting machines doesn't fix them.