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{{quote|'''Egon''': I'm worried. It's getting crowded in there and all my data points to something big on the horizon.<br />
'''Winston''' What do you mean, big?<br />
'''Egon''': Well, let's say this twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. Based on this morning's sample, it would be a twinkie... thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.<br />
'''Winston''': That's a big twinkie.|'''[[Ghostbusters]]'''}}
 
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** This was subverted in the ''[[Doctor Who]]'' episodes "The Runaway Bride", in which the explainee resolutely fails to understand what The Doctor's talking about ("I'm a pencil inside a mug?"), and "Blink", where The Doctor's inability to explain the way time works led to the [[Trope Namer]] example for [[Timey-Wimey Ball]].
** The novel ''The Pirate Loop'' includes a great one of these (paraphrased):
{{quote| '''Martha:''' So, it's like a stone skipping across the surface of a lake?<br />
'''The Doctor:''' Good analogy! I wish I'd said it. Can we just pretend I did? }}
** In recent years, especially, the Doctor has developed a tendency of telling his companions that their attempts at this trope are, in fact, completely inaccurate, but that they should keep up that line of thinking if it's what helps them understand.
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*** At one point Jackson starts to make one of these telephone analogies, realizes he's talking to Teal'c, and turns to General Hammond.
**** That would be the "busy signal" one.
{{quote| '''Daniel excitedly turns to Teal'c:''' What do you get when you dial your own phone number?<br />
[[Beat|*Teal'c stares blankly at him*]] <br />
'''Daniel:''' Wrong person.<br />
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*** Whereby they all [[Crowning Moment of Funny|visibly understand]].
** Fantastically toyed with in one conversation between Zelenka and Sheppard. Zelenka is trying to track a device so they can find kidnapped Daniel and Rodney.
{{quote| '''Zelenka''': No offense, but the math I'm using is so complicated I don't know if I can dumb it down enough for it to make sense.<br />
'''Sheppard''': Try. <br />
When Zelenka does come up with an analogy, Sheppard proudly says "I understand that" only to be told that the analogy isn't at all an accurate depiction of what he's doing. }}
** Fails in the episode that introduced the Tollan. When Daniel takes Omoc outside to send a FTL transmission to the [[Technical Pacifist|Nox]], he asks Omoc to explain how his message can cross interstellar distances in an instant. At first reluctant (due to the Tollan rule about not giving technology to younger races), Omoc takes a branch and bends it, so that the ends touch, explaining that the distances seem to be far away, until you merge the points together (paraphrasing). Daniel assumes he's talking about space folding, causing Omoc to shake his head in disappointment and shut up on the subject.
* In ''[[Red Dwarf]]'' there's a famous example that goes as follows:
{{quote| '''Cat''': What is it?<br />
'''Rimmer''': It's a rent in the space-time continuum.<br />
'''Cat''': So what is it?<br />
'''Lister''': The stasis room freezes time, you know, makes time stand still. So whenever you have a leak, it must preserve whatever it's leaked into, and it's leaked into this room.<br />
'''Cat''': So what is it??<br />
'''Rimmer''': It's singularity, a point in the universe where the normal laws of time and space don't apply.<br />
'''Cat''': So what is it?!?<br />
'''Lister''': It's a hole back into the past.<br />
'''Cat''': Oh, a magic door! Well why didn't you say? }}
* Despite being pretty realistic in terms of medical jargon, ''[[House (TV series)|House]]'' uses this about [[Once an Episode]]; apparently it's part of House's process.
{{quote| '''House''': We think you have a tumour, easily removed surgically. We're going to poke it with a stick.}}
** This was parodied in ''[[Dead Ringers (TV series)|Dead Ringers]]'', in which House asks his [[Insistent Terminology|Entourage of Improbably Attractive Sidekicks]] to first describe a medical problem in an impenetrably [[Techno Babble]] way, and then to come out with an overly emotive [[Phlebotinum Analogy]]. "...''His brain is literally eating itself!!''"
* ''[[Babylon 5]]'' has fallen back on this one a few times. Not to anywhere near [[Star Trek]]'s level, of course.
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== [[Web Comics]] ==
* [[Lampshade Hanging|Lampshaded]] in ''[[Adventurers]]'', [http://www.adventurers-comic.com/d/20060512.html here]:
{{quote| '''Drecker''': We gave the ball of death a giant cavity and now it's past the enamel! There! Fine! Okay?<br />
[[Beat Panel|(pause)]]<br />
'''Drecker''': Oh, like I'm the only one who took a correspondence course in apt metaphors. Sheesh. }}
* An explanation of Deep Time's [http://starslip.com/2008/10/31/starslip-number-904/ plan for ending the time war] in [[Starslip Crisis]]:
{{quote| '''High Agent Blank''': Put another way: the future as we know it was ''chiseled'' over billions of years from a stone block. We ''know'' what the finished statue looks like. So let's make a mold of that and pour ''the universe'' into it. Then we don't have to worry about whether or not it gets chiseled right.}}
* In ''[[Digger]]'', the statue eventually explains how Digger came to the story's setting by saying that Digger's home and the temple she emerged from were like two pieces of fabric, sewn together by {{spoiler|[[Chekhov's Gun|the fossil she brought through with her]], aka the "bones of the sea"}}.
* ''[[Drive (webcomic)|Drive]]'': The first emperor of La Familia uses this to explain how he ''thinks'' the Ring Drive works in a letter to his grandson.
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== [[Western Animation]] ==
* ''[[Futurama]]'', ''Where No Fan Has Gone Before'':
{{quote| '''Fry:''' Usually on [[[Star Trek]]], they came up with a complicated plan and explained it with a simple analogy.<br />
'''Leela:''' Hmm, if we can re-route engine power through the primary weapons and configure them to Melllvar's frequency, that should overload his electro-quantum structure.<br />
'''Bender:''' Like putting too much air into a balloon!<br />
'''Fry:''' Of course! It's all so simple!<br />
Later<br />
'''Leela:''' It's not working! He's gaining strength from our weapons!<br />
'''Fry:''' Like a balloon and...[[Buffy-Speak|something bad happens!]] }}
* ''[[Extreme Ghostbusters]]'' ("It's gonna blow up real good")