Pirates of the Caribbean/WMG: Difference between revisions

As inspired by [https://web.archive.org/web/20090821231307/http://zimmay.deviantart.com/art/The-Rejection-of-Davy-Jones-38555880 this picture].

Think about it: how likely is it that a woman would get pregnant just on her wedding night? And Jack went searching for the fountain of youth, after all. Perhaps he found it and got [[Older Than They Look|a bit too youthful]] by mistake. And it's surely not too surprising that he'd want to hang around to say hello to his old friend. Also, [httphttps://web.archive.org/web/20200805165757/https://screenmusings.org/AtWorldsEnd/pages/POTC3_AWE_3791.htm lookie here]. Don't they look a lot alike? Of course, honestly, all the three main characters look similarly pretty in the face and have similar colouring, but he seems to have eyeliner. And then there's the wee pirate hat. It's pretty obvious that Jack has found the fountain of youth, after all -- how else could Elizabeth have failed to age more than very slightly in ten years? Her face looks a little thinner, but she doesn't have a single wrinkle. If Jack has not found the fountain of youth, she must be a thirtyish single mum. She can't still be that dewy and unlined and teenagerish under normal circumstances. She's probably been drinking from the fountain of youth to prevent [[Mayfly-December Romance|aging faster than Will]]. Obviously, she, unlike Jack, got the dosage right.

Angelica has literally nothing left at the end of ''On Stranger Tides'' but a grudge against Sparrow for marooning her. What better way to get back at him but to follow Barbossa's steps, this time serving her home country. Combining two other previously formulated [[WMGsWMG]]s, 1) Spain is not going to like Jack goofing around in the Caribbean with a whole damn pirate fleet, so all the possible help the better and 2) it allows the filmmakers to bring back again the Spanish and The Spaniard (possible as Angelica's first mate/boss) who were too underused in the 4th film.