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* Everyone fails astronomy forever. Stars smaller than the sun are redder. This would be noticeable. A planet closer than earth to a star the size of the sun would look like Mercury or Venus (AKA scorching hot at least some of the time and completely uninhabitable). A planet in the habitable zone of a star too much smaller than the sun would have one face always pointing towards the sun, and hence the concept of a day would be meaningless, OR it would always point the same face towards its (large, close in) moon, and hence the concept of a month would be meaningless.
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Simply, Earth is enveloped in Nuclear War, and everything is mutated by fallout into Pokèmon.
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So on, ad infinitum. The humans in [[Pokè Earth]] are descended from survivors with Rad-proofed bunkers. Those without bunkers became Tyrogue and eventually the HitmonGang... and Ralts/Kirlia/Gardevoir/Gallade... and Jynx... and the rest of the Humanshape egg group.
For every culture there's a religion, so Arceus just happened to be the most Jesus-like
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** And Red must be the player!
** That also explains how Lance got his [[The Computer Is a Cheating Bastard|underleveled Dragonites]].
== Pokeballs use [[Mass Effect|Element Zero]] to store Pokemon. ==
Using the mass changing qualities of Element Zero, this allows Pokemon like Groudon and Snorlax to be stored in Pokeballs without a significant weight effect on the trainer holding the Pokeball.
* I know WMG pages aren't the place for research or canon, but in case you'd like to know... Each Pokeball has a whole virtual world inside of it.
== The space station in Mossdeep isn't a space station ==
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A world just like [[Pokémon Mystery Dungeon]].
== The Pokemon World has something somewhat of a [[Turn A Gundam
Y'see folks, as theorized above, the Pokemon world is the result of a [[Nuclear Option]] method of [[Apocalypse How]], and a great war happened to cause massive nuclear explosions, rendering several organisms [[Body Horror|prone]] [[Painful Transformation|to]] all sorts of change, and the outcome of this resembles the reaction with animals and humans to the Gene Bombs of [[Sonic the Hedgehog (comics)|the Xorda.]] Evolution of animals due to exposure, and the populations of human beings decrease to almost nil. Heck, the latter ''devolved'' and if this happens, we may as well be Pokemon!
* A population of humans, mostly historians, try to render our world [[Discontinuity]], and are in denial that their world is our world, and they are deliberately invoking the [[Planet of the Apes Ending]]!
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This explains why the game says that your Pokemon is ''evolving'' and not ''transforming''; it's not a single Pokemon turning into another one, it's actually natural selection at work!
* Another way to make this interpretation would be that "Pokemon" means an entire population of creatures and not only one creature.
== Pokemon were specifically designed as battle machines for people. ==
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*** Kangaskhan is just that badass. As for Chansey, well, there's a ''reason'' why it's called "Lucky" in Japanese and its English name is a pun on "chance".
*** The pokemon may escape from the ball, but you never miss your throw.
**** In first generation you can miss, either because the player character has a bad aim or because the newer pokeballs are designed to not miss.
== The entire world of Pokemon is actually a virtual reality simulation. ==
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Your rival always pics a pokemon whose type is strong against yours, because the Gary/Blue character is the one decended from Cain. You/Red/Ash are the decendent of Abel. Except this time you win...
* Its even possible that the two are reincarnations who have been put on the earth to change their destiny, seeing as no one dies in the end...
* Wait... so Adam is [[Pokémon/WMG/Ash Father
== The first four villain bosses are meant to represent the four alchemical elements. ==
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A long time ago, Nintendo had this video game called Mother, which was about aliens invading Earth. After their failure the aliens went home and came up with new weapons, most notably Gigyas, the result of experiments to increase the power of their soldiers and Mew, from a project working on super powered [[Tyke Bomb|Tyke Bombs]]. Gigyas was an uncontrollable failure that destroyed the universe but before then Mew was a complete success and was in the mass production stage when Gigyas lost it.
Seeing Gigyas was bringing about the destruction of the universe, his enemies defeated him by time traveling and changing history in [[
As guessed above, Pokemon are one giant, hyper adaptive genus with many subspecies. They were bred to be loyal, easy to heal, portable fighting machines which is why they are okay with being contained and battling. There was also data on several flora projects that were supposed to run alongside them. Apricorns were specifically bred to take the monsters in and convert them to energy for storage and repairs while berries were bred to increase their fighting efficiency for example.
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