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* Brook trying to pursue Team Dim Sun's boat:
{{quote| '''Brook:''' Super Brook Jump! (Jumps into the water)<br />
'''Luana:''' ... He jumped in with his sandals clenched between his teeth... }}
** Brook also has another one, when he tries to save Isaac's sister from a circle of hypnotized Pokemon by Super Brook Jumping into the circle, getting himself stuck as well.
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** "Really?! Does it have onions?"
* A little before the Feraligatr battle:
{{quote| '''Blue Eyes:''' So, in other words you've been a doormat for the Rangers, and you fled here, right?<br />
'''Female Pincher:''' W-we weren't running as much as rushing here to report to you...<br />
'''Male Pincher:''' Yeah, um, exactly! That's exactly what it was. There's no way we would do anything silly like run away.<br />
''The player and partner rush in''<br />
'''Partner:''' Wasn't what you just said, "So we have to use our final tactic! Which is... RUN!" Am I wrong?<br />
'''Female Pincher:''' Th-that's not it! You heard me wrong. I didn't say run, I said, ummm... Ron! That's what I said!<br />
'''Male Pincher:''' That's right, Leader! The truth is, my name's Ron! Sometimes people call me Ronny... or at other times, well, Ronaldo. Ummm, and... I'm... I'm so sorry!<br />
''The Pinchers run off in shame'' }}
* Okay, ex-bad guy out!
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* Murph's attempt at opening a locked door, Barlow style.
* The Z.Z. Sisters in a nutshell:
{{quote| '''Member 1:''' *starts a sentence then stalls*<br />
'''Member 2:''' Spit it out already! *some weird abbreviation of what Member 1 was trying to say*<br />
'''Member 3:''' Stop abbreviating so much! *finishes for both of them* }}
* The first two questions your friend asks you in the Sky Temple seem normal enough, then...
{{quote| Is Murph slim and handsome? {{spoiler|Answer: No}}}}
* In the third game, twice, the Voice Nav. says "(...) is a major warranty violation!" Take into account the inevitable [[Lampshade Hanging|Lampshading]]("Warranty? You're not a household appliance!") and implied [[Instant AI, Just Add Water]] and it isn't hard to imagine the Voice Nav. sounding frightened as it says this.
* Following the above [[We Need a Distraction]], chasing after the Pinchers gives us this scene when we catch up to them resting:
{{quote| '''Rand:''' What's the matter? Are you feeling all right?<br />
'''Pincher:''' Well, actually, there were these terrible people, and we barely escaped unharmed.<br />
'''Rand:''' That must have been really terrible. What were they like?<br />
'''Pincher:''' One was a muscular, older Ranger. The other one was a fairly young Ranger.<br />
'''Ukulele Pichu:''' Pichu?<br />
'''Pincher:''' Yeah, yeah. That's right, they had a Pichu with them too....!<br />
''The Pinchers finally turn around and see that they had been talking to the very people they were running from''<br />
'''Other Pincher:''' I-it's you! [[Sarcasm Mode|Oh, real funny!]] }}
** Similarly, right before you rescue the Staraptor, you see a Pincher talking to himself while locking the cage in the warehouse. Rand comments that "saying things out loud while you do them is a good way to work". The Pincher agrees, then turns around and panics upon seeing that he was talking to a ranger.
* Murph's attempt at introducing himself to Edward
{{quote| '''Murph:'''[[Rouge Angles of Satin|Please to mike your acquittance]]}}
* One optional request gives us this gem after you return a "report" to an archeologist
{{quote| '''Archeologist:''' It's really a report! A report about my secret love!}}
 
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