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*** Zed scares Sweetchuck with his flashlight, then shines it on his face.
*** Zed holding a tube of his shampoo in a way like he's holding a knife while Sweetchuck is in the shower.
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'''Sweetchuck:''' ''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!'' }}
** "Listen, the busboys are shoo--" ''[a gun points at his nose]'' "--ting my nose."
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*** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpClbMGO9rw He covers his head with the trash can lid he's using to cover his groin when a police car was nearby.]
** Proctor holding the mirror in front of Mauser in different directions, similar to the scene in ''Police Academy 2''.
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'''Mauser:''' ''I CAN'T SEE!!''
'''Proctor:''' ''(giving him the mirror)'' It's yours! }}
* ''Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol''
** The scene where the inmates {{spoiler|trick Proctor into releasing them, under the pretense that they}} are playing Simon Says:
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''[Proctor does so]''
'''Inmate:''' Now put your hands up!
'''Proctor:''' Simon didn't say!
'''Another inmate:''' {{spoiler|''[puts his gun to Proctor's head]'' But Smith & Wesson did.}} }}
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfjyq_-dY-c "DON'T TOUCH THOSE! DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH MY BALLS WITHOUT ASKING!"]
* ''Police Academy 5: Assignment-Miami Beach''
** Sugar, the fat jewel thief, is eating a jelly doughnut, accidentally squirts one of the other two jewel thieves in the face.
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'''Tony:''' ''[hitting him with a map]'' That's disgusting!
'''Sugar:''' I'm sorry! }}
** Harris and Proctor's "private plane".
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'''Harris:''' Proctor, why do I put up with you?
'''Proctor:''' Because my sister married your nephew. So that makes us-
'''Harris:''' Shut up, Proctor! ''(three chickens jump down at him, in a row)''
'''Proctor:''' I think they like you! }}
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcho6wArwDI Dork.]
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBv_t3lQRBc The fat thief farted in the elevator, with the other crooks and hostage Lassard still inside.]
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* ''Police Academy 6: City Under Siege''
** Fackler playing pool. He hits one guy in the head with a ball, hits another guy in the groin with the stick, and hits another guy with it in the head.
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** This dialogue:
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'''Hightower:''' Who's there?
'''Ox:''' Boo.
'''Hightower:''' [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Boo who?]]<br />
'''Ox:''' Quit crying. It'll be over in a moment.<br />
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''[POOW]'' }}
** The cadets seeing two Commissioner Hearsts.
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'''{{spoiler|Real}} Hearst:''' Me? No! ''He's'' the imposter!
'''Harris:''' ''(and Proctor walks up to the {{spoiler|Fake}} Hearst)'' Move it! Move it! Commissioner Hearst! These people have violated their suspensions, and I ''demand'' that they'd be brought up on charges!
'''{{spoiler|Real}} Hearst:''' Oh Harris, shut up!
''(Harris and Proctor looked behind him)''
'''{{spoiler|Fake}} Hearst:''' Oh shut up, Harris!
''(Then quickly looks back)'' }}
** Two of the Wilson Heights gang members get behind the car Harris and Proctor are in, sticking their tongues and making faces.
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'''Proctor:''' Sir?
'''Harris:''' Will you let me finish? I have a sixth sense-
'''Proctor:''' But sir-
'''Harris:''' Will you let me finish? I have a sixth sense when it comes to-
'''Proctor:''' But sir-
'''Harris:''' Stop interrupting me! I have a sixth sense when it comes to crime!
''(one of the gang members stick a raccoon tail on the car antenna and both wave good-bye. Proctor waves back)''
'''Officer:''' You mean you were here ''during'' the robbery?
'''Harris:''' No, of course not!
'''Proctor:''' Yeah we were sir, they came and went just a few minutes ago. ''[overlapping with Harris]'' I tried to tell you. Don't you remember, when we were inside the car?
'''Harris:''' ''[overlapping with Proctor]'' Shut up, Proctor. Shut up, Proctor. Shut up. Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up...
'''Harris:''' [[Big "Shut Up!"|SHUT UP!]] }}
** Harris is stuck in the hole and has to run at the truck's speed, ''[[The Flintstones|Flintstones]]''-style.
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** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fkb5MS-QFMs This scene] tops it all.
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** Proctor picks up passengers while chasing after the Mastermind.
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'''Proctor:''' I'm picking up passengers.
'''Harris:''' WHYY!?
'''Proctor:''' ''(takes a paper down)'' I have to, sir. They're on my route.
''(crumples the paper and throws it to the ground)'' }}
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