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{{quote|'''Kitty:''' Oh! Oh, Red!<br />
'''Red:''' Oh, Kitty!|''[[That 70s Show]]''.}}
 
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* In ''[[Berserk]]'', Casca, whose mind was reduced to that of a child due to some [[Go Mad From the Revelation|unfortunate events]], walks in on Luca, [[Hooker with a Heart of Gold|her temporary prostitute care-taker]], and Jerome, her [[Love Interest]] customer.
* In ''[[Happy Yarou Wedding]]'', Yuuhi keeps trying to cover these up as "wrestling" but the five year old Shouta doesn't entirely buy it.
{{quote| "Why do you need to take your pants off every time?"}}
* In the manga ''[[Ooku]]'', the young Tsunayoshi has a breakdown after discovering {{spoiler|her father having sex with her best friend}}.
 
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* In the [[Order of the Stick]] fic the [[Oneiroi Series]], {{spoiler|Vaarsuvius's}} parents intentionally have sex where their child can see them, leading to this situation often. On the other end, [[Creepy Child|Tiasal]] has walked in on her (more modest) parents an unnamed amount of times and has even seen her grandparents going at it, and she's demonstrated a surprising amount of nonchalance about the whole thing.
* Due to a series of spoileriffic circumstances in ''[[Luminosity]]'', Elspeth ends up with almost all of her parents' memories. After a person asks a question about how much she can remember, she thinks of the wrong memory, and...
{{quote| ''I ''remember'' my ''parent's honeymoon''!''}}
* [[Played With]] in a recent chapter of [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6254986/1/The_Anagram_of_Suzumiya_Kurumi this] fanfic-- [[Haruhi Suzumiya|Kyon's]] sister walks in on him and his girlfriend having sex. Evidently this happens so often that it no longer fazes her. Also, Mikuru ([[Kid From the Future|who in this fic is Kyon and Haruhi's future kid]]) knows about it, and is a bit shocked, even though she knew it had to happen eventually.
* Toyed with in the ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]'' fanfic ''[[Progress]]''. Princess Luna's embarrassed enough to flee to a castle labyrinth and [[Through a Face Full of Fur|blush bright red]] after walking in on her roommate and roommate's boyfriend, but as she's [[Really Seven Hundred Years Old|old enough]] to figure prominently in the local [[Creation Myth]] and more than old enough to be aware of sex ([[Chaste Hero|if only in the theoretical sense]]), she attributes this reaction to her old-fashioned views. Then she has a [[Real Dreams Are Weirder|particularly surreal]] nightmare about walking in on [[Cargo Ship|Celestia with Luna's Acabus]], suggesting the matter to be much more traumatic than Luna is willing to admit to herself.
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* In an episode of ''[[Sex and the City]]'', Brady sees Harry and Charlotte having sex. Charlotte freaks out and calls Miranda, panicking and convinced that she has damaged the boy for life. Miranda is amused and explains to Charlotte that being a toddler, he doesn't even know where his nose is, let alone what sex is.
* J.D. explains his emotional problems thusly in ''[[Scrubs]]'':
{{quote| ''My emotional journey began at 5 years old when I walked in on my parents having sex in a position my father would later playfully describe as "the jackhammer".''}}
* On ''[[Desperate Housewives]]'', Gaby and Carlos are having blind sex (he is blind; she's wearing a blindfold). Gaby hears a sound, rips off the blindfold and, lo and behold, there is Juanita drinking from a juice box. They don't know how long Juanita has been there, either.
* Dawson from ''[[Dawson's Creek]]'' was constantly walking in on his parents having sex, at least in the first season. He also once saw the "preview" to some reconciliatory sex between them, but managed to sneak out unnoticed before "the main attraction".
* Monica from ''[[Friends]]'' first found a video tape of her parents having sex (complete with "Oh Jack" and "Oh Judy"). Then a few episodes later she was hiding from her parents in the bathroom when both walk in, and, well, this quote pretty much sums it up:
{{quote| '''Ross''': Mon? Mon, are you okay?<br />
'''Monica''': Remember that video I found of Mom and Dad?<br />
'''Ross''': Yeah?<br />
'''Monica''': Well I just caught the live show. }}
** In a later episode, whe she recounts this, Chandler mentions that he once walked in on his parents and a man having a threesome.
* ''[[The Drew Carey Show]]''. His response to a psychiatrist:
{{quote| "Why is Daddy hurting Mommy? Wait, he's not hurting Mommy, he's loving Mommy."}}
** Then there's the time he walked in on [[Brain Bleach|his brother and Mimi having sex]]. He had his kitchen ''bricked off'' and his couch '''''sent out to be exorcised'''''.
* In an episode of ''[[Oliver Beene]]'', Oliver walked in on his parents doing the deed, but they placated him by claiming to have been playing some sort of game. The narration notes:
{{quote| Years later, I realised I had walked in on my parents having sex, and was appropriately disgusted. Back then, I was just glad they'd managed to make up so we could be a family again.}}
* In ''[[Six Feet Under]]'', Nate's daughter Maya sees him and Brenda having sex and starts jumping up and down.
* In the first episode of ''[[Titus]]'', a misunderstood message causes Erin to walk in on her parents.
{{quote| '''Titus''': Your dad isn't dead.<br />
'''Erin''': Yeah, I know. Otherwise, what I walked in on my mother doing to him would've been so sick! }}
* An episode of ''Ready or Not'' revolved around sexuality, beginning with Amanda walking into her parents shagging it out.
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== Web Original ==
* In the flash film [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-4IeFsgAAk#t=185s Nin10Doh!] by 'Kirbopher', [[Earthbound|Ness]] walks past a porno theater. Being psychic, he is reduced to a quivering wreck on his bed.
{{quote| '''Ness''': Everything...I could hear...everything...they were thinking!<br />
'''Poo''': Oh, the poor child. }}
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*** Until he gets some perspective from Milhouse: "Trust me, Bart, it's better to walk in on both your parents instead of [[A Date with Rosie Palms|just one of them]]."
* ''[[Family Guy]]'' - "The Son Also Draws":
{{quote| '''Lois:''' Now, you shouldn't be frightened, Stewie. What you saw was actually a very beautiful thing.<br />
'''Stewie:''' Evidently, madam, you and I differ ''greatly'' in our conception of beauty. }}
** There also the episode focusing on Lois's brother, Patrick, who as a child saw his mom having sex with Jackie Gleason. As a result he went crazy, was shipped off to a looney bin (at a young age no less), and developed a hatred for obese people. So much so he goes on a murder spree when Lois temporarily releases him ('course Peter's idiocy is also to blame).
{{quote| '''Jackie Gleason''': Pow! Right in the kisser!}}
** A variant is the one where Peter & Lois decide to have sex in his office.
{{quote| '''Peter''': Opie's right there.<br />
'''Lois''': I want him to look, Peter. (Opie runs away in terror) }}
*** Opie is severely mentally handicapped, which makes this all the more traumatizing.
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** There were quite a few times when Cartman is exposed to his mother's [[Son of a Whore|oft-mentioned promiscuity]], though usually through [[Home Porn Movie|seemingly blank video tapes]].
** The most memorable example for Cartman doing this likely came from [[The Movie]], when the boys are on the internet and stumble on a porn video (apparently filmed in Germany).
{{quote| '''Kyle''': Dude, it's a lady getting pooed on!<br />
'''Stan''': Whoa, is it Cartman's mom?<br />
'''Cartman''': Oh, very funny!<br />
'''Kyle''': [[Crowning Moment of Funny|Hey, it IS Cartman's mom!]] }}
* [[Invoked]] in the ''[[American Dad]]'' episode "I Am the Walrus"; Steve is trying to usurp Stan's role as the Alpha Male of the house, so Stan tricks Steve into walking in on him and Francine being intimate. After brutally averting [[Not What It Looks Like]], he tells Steve that the fact that he mates and Steve doesn't proves he's still top dog.