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{{quote|"Sorry, can't say anything. Thank you for letting me borrow it," the colt said. "Well! Not borrow, borrow without asking, I need to stop doing that anyway! {{spoiler|Your sister sends her apologies that she let me borrow it without asking you after the fact}}... It's complicated and right now five things and a lizard are all happening at once so really we must be off. Hello! Goodbye!" }}
* Luna mock fighting pink plushy dragons for "training" against real dragons. Celestia's [[Squee|reaction]] makes it clear that she just made Luna do it because she thought it would be cute. Possibly inspired by [http://johnjoseco.deviantart.com/art/By-Luna-s-Might-207755868 this piece of fanart].
* "Luna versus Ponyville Part 1: Television" has the reason Luna's back in the castle: {{spoiler|She walked in on Hoyden and Sundance having sex}}.
* Luna's paranoia about Pinkie: "She could blend in and attack like a pink cobra..."
* Luna's nightmare in "Luna vs. Ponyville, Part 3." Especially the bit where she dreams about Abacus cheating on her. Source of some hysterical laughing fits.
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** Celestia not only tells Luna [[You Need to Get Laid]], but tries to arrange an orgy for Luna and the royal guards!
*** Luna's reaction mints it.
{{quote|'''Luna''' She told me to fetch five or six of her guards, and then she was going to get them to run a train on me! [[Literal -Minded|I don't like trains, Hoyden!]]}}
*** It goes one better: All of the guards she brings in for the orgy are named after male porn stars. Implying she does this ''regularly''. (And when Luna is not up for it... "I'll see you all on Friday.")
** Hoyden and Sundance's state at the end. They've both too sore to move properly after their second threesome with Luna, which involved among other things Luna using a strapon. Also, Luna's freaking out when she realizes this took place in plain view of Abacus.
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** Don't forget Sundance's imagine spot of Big Mac's... Trouser Snake.
{{quote|(Paraphrased) It moves!? OHMYGOD IT'S GOT ME SOMEPONY HELP oooh it's so dexterous AAAAAAHH!}}
** For that matter the entire ''canon'' ([[Shrug of God|possibly]]) short "Luna Vs. the Facts of Life". Especially when Celestia claims to have given birth to [[The Lord of the Rings|Shadowfax]], [[Greek Mythology|Arion]], [[King Arthur|Hengroen]], [[The Legend of Zelda|Epona]], [[Pecos Bill|Widow Maker]]...
* The [[Instant Awesome, Just Add Ninja|ninja spa ponies]] in "Luna vs. Ponyville, Part 8".
* Luna's increasing frustration with Twilight's obsequiousness in "Luna vs. Ponyville, Part 9".