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== The film doesn't take place on Earth, but on an alien planet in the distant future. ==
That's why the animals are sentient, why some of them don't even look like earth animals, how the plants can walk, and why there's a [[HPH.P. Lovecraft|Lovecraftian]] beast living in the aquifer.
* But what's an aquifer?
** It's fer aqua.
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== The [[Big Bad]] was left to die of thirst in the desert. ==
What kind of legendary evil would miss the chance to [[Kick the Son of Aa Bitch]] in such an [[Karmic Death|appropriate]] fashion?
 
== The original Rango was killed by Bad Bill, not the movie Rango. ==
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* Just because rattlesnakes don't constrict their prey in real life doesn't mean they're incapable of it. Jake just used it instead of venom because he wasn't trying to kill them outright.
 
== The [[Giant Eye of Doom]] is a [[Everything's Better Withwith Dinosaurs|dinosaur]]. ==
A dinosaur that survived extinction and have been living underground for millions of years.
 
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Or it could be that "Jake" simply rhymes with "snake". And "Blake" doesn't sound [[Badass]] enough.
 
== The Spirit of The West is, you guessed it, a [[Doctor Who (TV)|Time Lord]]. ==
Why? This is an WMG, that's why!