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* '''JUST DRIVE THE BUS YOU CRAZY SLOP JOCKEY!!!'''
** In that same episode, Rigby throws a rock at the destroyer of worlds. It passes through him, and he gets pissed.
{{quote| '''Rigby: [[Oh Crap|Uh-oh.]]}}
** The destroyer of worlds chases Mordecai and Rigby at starts shooting lasers at them.
{{quote| '''Mordecai and Rigby: AHHHHHHHHHH!}}
 
== 103 -- Caffeinated Concert Tickets ==
* This exchange of conversation:
{{quote| '''Rigby''': Going to this concert could be the greatest moment of my life.<br />
'''Mordecai''': Whooa, sounds like your life ''sucks''.<br />
'''Rigby''': [[Big "Shut Up!"|STOP TALKIIIIIING]]!!! }}
 
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* The entire "Free cake! Free cake!" "No cake, no cake..." sequence in ''Free Cake'' is pretty hilarious, but the whole "disappointed" version of Mordecai and Rigby's usual "happy dance" just really [[A Worldwide Punomenon|takes the cake.]]
* This exchange at Skips' surprise party:
{{quote| '''Benson:''' Kill the lights, it's almost 8 p.m.!<br />
''(Unzipping sound)''<br />
'''Muscle Man:''' Skips is going to be so surprised when he sees us totally ''naked''!<br />
'''Benson:''' It's not [[A Party - Also Known as an Orgy|that kind of party]], Muscle Man.<br />
'''Muscle Man:''' Awwww....Don't turn on the lights! }}
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* "This better not be the ostrich thing with the balls again".
* --> '''Rigby''': "All you're good at is being a big piece of sh-"
{{quote| '''Mordecai''': (punch)}}
 
== 109 -- Prank Callers ==
* "THE 80'S CALLED, THEY WANT THEIR CELL PHONES BACK!"
* Pops in this episode was freaking funny:
{{quote| '''Pops''': Oh and boys be careful, I think those phones cause brain tumors! *Pops turns around and his head starts pulsing*<br />
'''Pops''': (gets hit by Mordecai's car) Ha ha ha ha! }}
 
== 110 -- Don ==
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gJtkFCuJ4w This exchange.]
{{quote| '''Muscle Man''': I know someone who can help!<br />
'''Benson''': If you say "your mom", you're fired!<br />
[[Beat]]<br />
'''Muscle Man''': MY MOM!<br />
'''Benson''': GET OUT!<br />
'''Muscle Man''': It was ''worth it!'' }}
 
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* Rigby screaming in intense pain after he goes back into his just-run-over body in "Rigby's Body".
** In the same episode, Rigby curled up on the floor, suffering from intense stomach pains after a huge junk-food binge.
{{quote| '''Rigby''':WHY ISN'T MORE FOOD WORKING?!!}}
*** HALF A SECOND LATER
**** -->'''Rigby''' Ooh! Ooh! Ow! No, wait, (body) don't go!
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== 112 -- Mordecai and the Rigbys ==
* From "Mordecai and the Rigbys":
{{quote| '''Present!Rigby''': Hey, in the future, do we get that thing we've always wanted?<br />
'''Future!Rigby''': Oh, we've got it.<br />
[Lifts his sleeve up to reveal a shark tattoo on his armpit, which he opens and closes] }}
** Also Benson's reaction to their performance in the episode. "'''HOLY CRAP!'''"
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** The Time Pony.
* After beating the video game:
{{quote| '''Rigby''': (tongue-kisses Margaret) Uh, oh, yeah! Uhh, uhh, oh yeah...oh... }}
 
== 203 -- Appreciation Day ==
* "Appreciation Day"
{{quote| '''Muscleman''' (regarding a year): That's almost, like 400 days!}}
** What really brings it home is the look on Mordecai and Rigby's faces after hearing the utter stupidity of his statement.
*** Although that could be [[Fridge Brilliance]] on Muscleman's part. 365 is approximately, or like, 400 days so he is correct.
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** Pops' speech from the end of that episode.
* This one from "Dizzy":
{{quote| '''Benson''': Muscle Man, have you seen Pops at all today?<br />
'''Muscle Man''': Yeah, and you know who ''else'' has seen Pops today?<br />
'''Benson''': (''dryly'') Who, your mom?<br />
'''Muscle Man''': I wasn't gonna say that! Why does everyone always think I'm gonna say "my mom"? }}
 
== 206 -- My Mom ==
* A couple from "My Mom":
{{quote| '''Rigby''': Dude! Benson will blow a fuse if he knows we were slacking off!<br />
'''Muscle Man''': You know who else would blow a fuse if she finds out we were slacking off?<br />
'''Mordecai''': We don't have time for this!<br />
'''Muscle Man''': You know who else doesn't have time for this?<br />
'''Mordecai & Rigby''': Uhh!<br />
'''Muscle Man''': You know who else says "uhh"? (''beat'') MY MOM! (High-fives High-Five Ghost) }}
** Then later on, Muscle Man asks the two if they know who taught High-Five Ghost his mechanical skills:
{{quote| '''Muscle Man''': You know who taught him? My Uncle John. He's a mechanic[…]You know who taught him? MY MOM!}}
** "Pull your panties out of your ass, bro!"
*** Muscle Man in general is an amazing source of funny moments.
{{quote| '''Rigby''': You know who else hates Muscle Man?}}
 
== 207 -- High Score ==
* Mordecai:(monotonous tone) DUUUUUDE. Why ya crying, duuuuuude.
** Another one from High Score is when Mordecai kicks GBF between the legs.
{{quote| '''GBF''': AAUGH! MY CHIN!}}
 
== 208 -- Rage Against the TV ==
* Muscle Man getting hit in the face by his own tits in Rage Against the TV.
** The commercial for TV Store Warehouse.
{{quote| "T Vs are trash to us and '''so are you!!!'''"}}
 
== 209 -- Party Pete ==
* Mordecai and Rigby's rap from "Party Pete"
{{quote| '''M+R''': We gonna par-tay!<br />
'''Mordecai''': Got some chips, got some dip.<br />
'''Rigby''': Some call me CHEAP, bit of a free-loader, but I bought CUPS for that old-school soda!<br />
'''Mordecai''': I don't mean to BRAG, I don't mean to BOAST, but I got hummus for these MINI-TOASTS!<br />
'''Rigby''': HUUUMMUS!<br />
'''Mordecai''': HUMMUS!<br />
'''Both''': HUUUUUUMMMMMUUUUSSSSS!!!!!!<br />
'''Benson (off screen)''': Why are you guys yelling hummus?! }}
** ''The ending'' of Party Pete. Oh man. {{spoiler|Mordecai, Rigby, Pops, Skips, and some centaurs help clean up the mess from the party...just before Benson arrives. Once Benson inspects the house, he commends M&R for not throwing a party and says he wants to do something nice for them? What's the reward? Why, '''[[Oh Crap|the vintage Radicola M&R gave to Party Pete, of course.]]''' [[The Un-Reveal]] of Benson's reaction to the missing cola makes it all the more priceless.}}
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* Every second of "Brain Eraser".
** Especially the scene at the video store after Mordecai is completely [[Squick|squicked out at seeing]] [[Brain Bleach|naked Pops on all the video covers]]:
{{quote| '''Rigby:''' So, see anything you like?<br />
'''Mordecai:''' [[Big No|NOOOOOooooo...]]<br />
'''Rigby:''' You mean (Pops') junk mail? }}
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== 213 -- This Is My Jam ==
* After Rigby thinks he's got "Summertime Lovin', Lovin' in the Summer(time)" out of his head:
{{quote| '''Rigby:''' Mordecai! Mordecai! I don't have that song stuck in my head anymore!<br />
'''Modecai:''' Oh, that's great, dude. Now we never have to listen to that dumb song ever agai- (Sees the Ghost Tape Dancing) [[Flat What|....What the heck is that?]] }}
** Rigby: "I don't know what I looking at".
** Also, the montage of trying to get the song out of Rigby's head. First, he sticks his head in a toilet. Next, Mordecai tries to use loud objects like a pencil sharpener and a blender. Finally, Muscle Man is hitting Rigby on the head with a broom.
{{quote| '''Rigby:''' Man! None of this is working! The song's still stuck in my head!<br />
'''Muscle Man:''' You have a song stuck in your head? }}
*** That entire episode was hilarious. Another highlight is when the ghost tape appears, and in every scene, it's boogying down with a new dance move!
* Skips in "This is My Jam". Just... everything he does. For example:
{{quote| '''Skips''': (in response to Mordecai and Rigby asking him how he knew about their idea) I know everything, remember?<br />
'''Mordecai and Rigby''': Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.<br />
'''Skips''': Just kidding. I was on the can and I heard your plan.<br />
'''Mordecai and Rigby''': Ew. }}
 
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** Though considering how Mordecai treated Rigby in the Jinx episode, this was definitely some hilarious [[Laser-Guided Karma]].
** Eileen was just hilarious in that episode.
{{quote| ''"Hey Rigby, look at me! I just laid sea turtle eggs, and now I'm gonna swim out to sea! Although many of my hatchlings won't live to adulthood."''}}
 
== 219 -- Grave Sights ==
* In ''Grave Sights'', Mordecai assuring Benson that the scary movie night will be a success:
{{quote| '''Mordecai and Rigby:''' (singing) Because we know everything about scary movies, and you know nothing about scary movies, we'll save the park with our knowledge of scary movies--<br />
'''Benson:''' ''Stop singing or YOU'RE FIRED!''<br />
'''Mordecai and Rigby:''' (stop singing) --with our knowledge of scary movies. (short [[Beat]])<br />
'''Mordecai:''' We'll go get the movie. }}
 
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== 301 -- Stick Hockey ==
{{quote| '''Mordecai:''' Don't worry, Benson, we respect you. Oh, wait--now I'm taking the respect I said you could have and I'm ''throwing it away!''<br />
'''Mordecai and Rigby:''' OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH! }}
 
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* The entire plot of the episode. {{spoiler|Mordecai and Rigby get arrested by intergalactic police and are sentenced to death for being too cool.}}
* This exchange:
{{quote| '''Rigby:''' And then you'll be all like "WHOAAAA" and then we'll be all like "IN YO FACE!"<br />
'''Benson:''' And then I'll be all like '''GET BACK TO WORK!!!''' }}
* "Hey, quit [[Saying Sound Effects Out Loud|murmuring excitedly]]!"
* Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost, wearing sunglasses and holding drinks while riding with two girls in their golf cart, said this:
{{quote| ''(Seeing Mordecai and Rigby on their bikes)''<br />
'''Girl:''' Muscle Man. What are those things?<br />
'''Muscle Man:''' Those are losers, baby. You don't want nothing to do with those. }}
 
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* Skip purposely breaking his hand and displays his mangled hand in a calm matter to the referee to prove that he could not continuing playing.
* {{spoiler|When Rigby uses the Maximum Glove for the first time and the results did not go as expected.}}
{{quote| '''Rigby:''' {{spoiler|Dude. This controller blows.}} }}
 
== 321 -- Big Winner ==
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== 323 -- Replaced ==
* Mordecai and Rigby waking up late because Rigby accidentally set the alarm to the wrong time.
{{quote| '''Mordecai:''' Dude, come on! We got to clean this place up. We were supposed to meet Benson at the paddle boats two hours ago!<br />
'''Rigby:''' But I set an alarm!<br />
'''Mordecai:''' Yeah, but for 6 P.M, instead of 6 A.M, you idiot!<br />
'''Rigby:''' (pouty) Aw, man! Pizza King not happy! (throws crown to the ground) }}
* The pizza party fight at the lake, which featured a man [[Too Dumb to Live|challenging a giant lake monster to a fight]] [[Curb Stomp Battle|with expected results]] and one man killing another man by throwing a slice of pizza into his chest.
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* Muscle Man's water slide accident.
* Mordecai looking through Death's refrigerator to look for food for Thomas.
{{quote| '''Mordecai:''' Okay. [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|Soul juice, goat's feet, aaaww... almond milk?!]]}}
* How Thomas finally falls to sleep. {{spoiler|A glass chandelier drops on him and knocks him out cold.}}
** {{spoiler|Mordecai and Rigby reaction to it.}}
{{quote| '''Mordecai:''' {{spoiler|Dude. We're so dead.}}<br />
'''Rigby:''' {{spoiler|He could be alright.}} }}
 
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