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*** Was. Resident Evil 5's Kirk managed to last several chapters before being ridiculously brought down by bat-like creatures.
*** Kirk has now appeared in RE Revelations, in which he introduced himself to Chris and Jill over the radio before picking them up in his chopper.. Poor bastard has no idea what he's getting into.
*** Sorry guys, Brad had them beat a long time ago, he lasted through [[Resident Evil 1]], into [[Resident Evil 3 Nemesis]], and topped it all off with a postmortem cameo in [[Resident Evil 2 (Video Game)]].
*** No, no, no. Mike, if you'll recall, was about to tell Leon the location of a good bar. Leon is sad because he doesn't know any good bars, and now it looks like he never will.
** On the subject of Leon... His little death rattle... Did anyone besides me just stand there and let Ganados or whatnot kill them on occasion just to hear that "UUUUUUWAAAAAAAHHHH". What was that?
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** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM7DfooiMCw Got dat right, we'll FIND a cure!]
** Giant. Robotic. [[The Napoleon|Salazar]]. Really now? The fact that it had absolutely no thematic connection to either the previous areas or the key needed to enter the room was silly enough. The fact that the hands moved up and down to be used as lifts (which enemies [[Artificial Stupidity|could barely maneuver]]) was silly enough. Hell, the idea of Salazar spending money on a giant robotic statue of himself is enough narm for the entire series. But the chase at the end with falling pillars... Just what? Here's the scene, but [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eSi42-zzFg&feature=related sped up and set to a familiar piece of music].
** The ''[[
** When you get to the Island, you have to go through a kitchen-like area in the medical facility. When you walk past the oven, a mook bursts out of it and attacks you, ''on fire''. What he was doing in there in the first place, I have no idea.
** "I've sent my right hand to dispose of you." "You're right hand comes off?" (Yes, the in-game text says "you're".)
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*** Or she was counting ''his whole arm'' as one bigass bullet wound.
** Oh my god, as great a game it is, the narm could get bloody ridiculous at times. There is a diary you pick up in the police station that starts with "The police station was unexpectedly attacked by zombies. Many have been injured, more have been killed." What kind of a fucked up place do you live in where you can write this like it's an everyday occurrence? This would have been better: "This city's going to hell. Last month, we busted a crackhouse. Last week, we were informed of an illegal pornography ring. Just now, the undead are coming to kill us. It's like these people are coming up with new ways to fucking spite us."
** The bonus EX Files in the [[
* ''Nemesis'': "He's after STARS members! There's no escape!"
** Speaking of Nemesis: his final form. After a whole game's worth of running away/blowing the crap out of him, to the point that his HEAD falls off, he's still alive. Just as you put the first battery in, Nemesis drops in, eats part of one of the tyrants, and mutates one last time. All very scary and frustrating, until you see what part of the tyrant he's feeding on.
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** Oh, and if you're playing as Sheva, she grunts just like Chris when Wesker kicks her through the doorway.
** Relish? [[Large Ham|Good ol' Wesker]]? [[Sarcasm Mode|Nah]]. [[Ensemble Darkhorse|But that's why we love him]].
** The fact that Irving ("Let's go get this eeeeeerrrving") sounds like one of the cartoon weasels from ''[[Who Framed Roger Rabbit?]]'' does not assist in taking him in any way seriously.
** During the quick time event scene during the final battle with Wesker on the plane, if Sheva manages to miss one of her button presses, Wesker does a ''back flip'' over Chris and ''snaps his neck'' in ''mid air''. ''Easily'' the most hilarious thing in the franchise.
** Let's not forget Wesker's constant "There's no point in hiding!" and "Found you!" if you try to hide from him during a battle. Especially when you walk around the pillow you're hiding behind, shoot him in the back and beat the shit out of him. Bonus points because you can pull this little trick off several times and Wesker never gets smarter.
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'''Carlos''': [[No One Could Survive That|He survived that?!]] }}
** Carlos' line is hilarious too considering that you blow up Nemesis' rocket launcher while he's holding it. Carlos, when you accomplish that, triumphantly claims "Even he couldn't have survived THAT!"...except you can clearly see Nemesis is merely kneeling in the classic weary pose with only the mild smoke being any indicator, and Nemesis is still clearly moving a little, therefore clearly survived THAT. I think you overestimate your chances, Carlos.
* ''[[Resident Evil Darkside Chronicles|Darkside Chronicles]]'' gives us a real gem during the ''[[Resident Evil 2 (Video Game)]]'' segment. You run into Sherry, of course, and she runs away, which confuses Claire. However, since the game likes [[Rewarding Vandalism]], you're bound to get a downright hilarious amount of...
{{quote| '''Leon:''' "Why is she running away from us!?" *said while blasting the shit out of ''the entire room''*}}
* ''[[Resident Evil Gun Survivor|Resident Evil: Survivor]]''. Oh my god, ''Survivor''. Probably the moment that takes the absolute cake is Vincent's [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9JD3w_jYGM&t=8m27s phone call from his mother] which Lily is listening to on a computer terminal. What makes this better is that it's immediately followed by an equally hilarious moment: Lily seeing Ark approaching from behind, calmly turning her chair around and standing up, and then shrieking and trying to run away from him.
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