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== Comic Strips ==
* From a ''[[
{{quote| '''Jeremy:''' WOULD IT BE SO TERRIBLE IF SOMETHING INTERESTING ACTUALLY HAPPENED DURING THIS STUPID VACATION?!<br />
'''Hot Girl:''' ''(appears out of nowhere)'' Hi!<br />
'''Jeremy:''' And as long as you're at it, would it be so terrible if I had a million bucks, too? }}
* The author of ''[[
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== Literature ==
* ''[[
** From ''[[Discworld
{{quote| '''Susan:''' You're calling things into being.<br />
'''The Dean:''' Things like the Give the Dean a Huge Bag of Money Goblin? }}
** During the play near the end of ''[[Discworld
== Live-Action TV ==
* The ''[[
{{quote| '''Willow:''' I wish Buffy was here!<br />
'''Buffy:''' I'm here!<br />
'''Willow:''' I wish I had a million dollars! }}
* In the Pilot of ''[[Friends]]'', Ross says, "I just want to be married again" right before Rachel appears wearing a wedding dress. Chandler immediately jumps in, "And ''I'' just want a million dollars!"
* Played with in ''[[House (TV series)|House]]'', when House says that stating things doesn't make them true and, to demonstrate, shuts his eyes and declares, [[All Guys Want Cheerleaders|"I am surrounded by naked cheerleaders!"]] Nothing happens, of course, and he opens his eyes again and says, "See?"
* In "Rising", the pilot episode of ''[[
* From ''[[Not Going Out]]'':
{{quote| '''Lee:''' Honestly, who do you know who could break a passport?<br />
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'''Morgan:''' I could have asked for anything! Swedish bikini team. Uh, DeLorean, flying DeLorean! }}
** What's even better is that like two episodes later he ''gets'' a DeLorean.
* ''[[
{{quote| '''J.D.:''' ''(inner monologue)'' It was weird thinking I'd never work with Dr. Cox again...<br />
''(Dr. Cox walks in, starts working with him)''<br />
'''J.D.:''' Every time I think something, the opposite happens... I am ''so'' not getting laid this weekend.<br />
'''Hideous Patient:''' You're cute. }}
* ''[[
{{quote| '''Bo:''' Sorry to keep bugging you with all these questions. It's just, there's so many different types of Fae. I wish there was some kind of book or something to keep track.<br />
'''Trick:''' ''(takes out a big book)''<br />
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== Web Comics ==
* [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0069.html This happens] in ''[[The Order of the Stick
{{quote| '''Roy:''' I really wish we had someone who could fly us out of here.<br />
''(a turned-to-stone sylph falls from the ceiling)''<br />
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''([[Beat Panel]])''<br />
'''Haley: I really wish I had a bajillion gold pieces!!''' }}
* In [http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20020705 this comic] from ''[[
{{quote| '''Dewey:''' I wish he would just go away!<br />
'''Tamara:''' Buddy's been kidnapped!<br />
'''Dewey:''' Mira Sorvino! I wish for a date with Mira Sorvino! }}
* This is lampshaded in ''[[
{{quote| '''Yodette:''' Will you two cut it out? We're supposed to be hunting goblins, and standing here arguing is not going to make them just fall out of the sky!<br />
''(cue long pause while her two companions wait for something to fall out of the sky)''<br />
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''(Dies-Horribly [a goblin] then falls off of the overhanging cliff and into the river; cue smug looks from the other two)'' }}
* ''[[Dinosaur Comics]]'' does it [http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=1495 here].
* In [http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1543 a strip] of ''[[
{{quote| '''Marten:''' Dear universe: If this is really how you work, may I please have a 1952 Telecaster?}}
* Used in a ''Little Dee'' strip [http://littledee.net/archive/20100125.html strip]:
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'''Ted:''' I don't suspect that's gonna work.<br />
'''Vachel:''' Hey, it was worth a try! }}
* Perfectly set up in [http://www.drowtales.com/mainarchive.php?order=chapters&id=684&overview=1&chibi=1&cover=1&page=1&check=1 this] ''[[
* [[Penny Arcade]] did this a while ago [http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2001/02/16 right here]. They never did get those doughnuts, though.
== Web Original ==
* On [[
== Western Animation ==
* ''[[
* First episode of ''[[Drawn Together]]'':
{{quote| '''Captain Hero:''' I wish we had one of those hot black chicks.<br />
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'''Captain Hero:''' I wish we had [[Dead Baby Comedy|a 12-year-old girl and a donkey!]] ''(nothing happens)'' Damn! }}
** The wish actually does come true in a later episode.
* Homer tries this in one episode of ''[[The Simpsons (
{{quote| '''Homer:''' I'm sure glad the lightning round's over.<br />
''(lightning strikes him)''<br />
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'''Abe:''' That's not how it works, Gandhi.<br />
''(Abe leaves, and a butterfly appears carrying a dollar bill for Gandhi)'' }}
* ''[[
{{quote| "I wish one of them talismans would come to us for a change..."<br />
''(talisman detector glows)''<br />
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''(Poof comes flying through the window)''<br />
'''Cosmo:''' Cool. Let me try. I miss rump roasts! Come on, rump roasts! }}
* In the ''[[
{{quote| '''Wife:''' I can't believe you walked all the way to the service station for jumper cables, but you didn't bring the battery cart! What did you think, a battery cart was just gonna fall out of the sky?<br />
(''a battery cart falls out of the sky'')<br />
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'''Farmer:''' It doesn't work that way.<br />
'''Wife:''' Well, how ''does'' it work, then?! }}
** In ''[[Phineas and Ferb The Movie: Across
* Happens in the ''[[Back
{{quote| '''Peck:''' Now-now Otis, you can't expect a miracle to just zoom up out of nowhere.<br />
''(woman drives up to the farm)''<br />
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