Rollo T/Quotes: Difference between revisions

{{quote| Well lookie here, we should steal his chickens! --Rollo T as Eli }}

{{quote| You say "white power" one time and suddenly everybody thinks you're racist! --Rollo T on racism}}

{{quote| How did you charm me you fucking cunt?! --Rollo T}}

{{quote| [[Lord Kat]], you have a massive penis. Now guys, don't take that out of conte-- --Rollo T}}

{{quote| BE MY FUCKING PET YOU FUCKING CHICKEN. GET IN MY POKEBALL --Rollo T}}

{{quote| How do I heal my CHICKEN?! --Rollo T}}

{{quote| Governor Rollo T! --Rollo T planing on becoming the governor of Pennsylvania}}

{{quote| Fuck staples! --Rollo T on his }}

{{quote| [[Arc Light]] is like the Final Fantasy heroine I'd always want to have sex with. --Rollo T}}

{{quote| My name is Gandhi and I have a BIG GAY ELEPHANT! --Rollo T}}

{{quote| I want to have sex with your babies! --Rollo T}}

{{quote| I have to set aside money to give to TNA to get their Shit-tastic video game! --Rollo T}}

{{quote| If you can't beat them...BURN EVERYONE! --Rollo T}}

{{quote| I'm gonna be plankton! --Rollo T}}

{{quote| Any dick that I can't immediately reach out and devour I don't wanna see. --Rollo T}}

{{quote| Everything Burns! --Rollo T when playing [[Left 4 Dead]] 2 with Lordkat}}

{{quote| THERE'S BLOOD AND CLOWNS EVERYWHERE! --Rollo T}}

{{quote| Threw my chapstick in anger 'cuz it's all I got near me! --Rollo T on 2010-12-19}}

{{quote| No homo, but I would bang the shit out of Liam Neeson! --Rollo T on 2010-12-19}}

{{quote| I want to fuck the hate out of bigfazeek! --Rollo T}}

{{quote| I'm not worried about the herpes from Lindsey Lohan! --Rollo T}}

{{quote| Chris Benoit killed his son in the Crippler Crossface! --Rollo T}}

{{quote| Why is there a Hole in the Stairs! --Rollo T when he first played Lordkat's [[Mind Fuck]] map on TF2}}

{{quote| I will stab you in the dick! --Rollo T}}

{{quote| Fucking 7 and 9! You couldn't even win half of your games! --Rollo T on the Seattle Seahawks}}

{{quote| They shouldn't be given those hats! They should give those hats to Nicaraguan children, thats what you do with the loser hats! --Rollo T on the Seahawks still}}

{{quote| I'm'a drive at you with a rocket ship full of crazy. Skronk. :[ --Rollo T as Depressed Ultimate Warrior}}

{{quote| Climb on my FUCKING SOUP CAN! --Rollo T at a stink bug}}

{{quote| Liam how did you get your claws stuck in your tail? How the fuck did you do that? --Rollo T}}

{{quote| Well he doesn't respond to Liam. HEY BOMAR CAT! Ah he doesn't respond to that either --Rollo T}}

{{quote| EMNEMNEMNEMNEMNEM! --Rollo T as his mother after her stroke}}

{{quote| Other than kidnapping, rape, or murder, what could be worse than finding shit in your cereal? --Rollo T}}

{{quote| Did someone shit in my Fruity Pebbles too?! --Rollo T}}

{{quote| HNNNNNNNNNNN! Fuck this game! --Rollo T}}

{{quote| Fuck you Squall! --Rollo T}}

{{quote| During Superbowl 45 Commentary, [[Rollo T]] is hopelessly behind on his TV.}}

{{quote| [[Sonik Gav]]: "Touchdown!"<br />

2 seconds later<br />

Nik: "Touchdown!"<br />

2 seconds later<br />

[[Lord Kat]]: "Touchdown!"<br />

5 seconds later<br />

{{quote| Everything sucks so I picked the stupidest thing. --Rollo T on 2011-02-08 about his FFXI character selection}}

{{quote| This is Darwin's cruelest joke! --Rollo T on 2011-02-08 about the Tarutaru race in FFXI}}

{{quote| [[Lord Kat]] I built my ship backwards... I am dumb. --Rollo T}}

{{quote| GET ON MY FU... --Rollo T when his connection dropped.}}

{{quote| OH GOD THERE IN MY A... --Rollo T he was being raped by an undead group of Liam Neesons.}}

{{quote| I ACTUALLY THINK GRAPES ARE OVERRA... --Rollo T he was being raped by an undead group of Liam Neesons.}}

{{quote| Is there a class with a huge cock so I can use it to rape you? --Rollo T, pissed at [[Turret Face]]}}

{{quote| I'M GONNA TEETH COCKSLAP YOU! --Rollo T, still pissed at [[Turret Face]]}}

{{quote| AAAUUUUGGGHHHH SOMEONE NAMED THEIR GUN "TOP PERCENTAGE OF RATTAT". --Rollo T, being trolled on the Team Fortress 2 server}}

{{quote| ARCLIGHT! ARCLIGHT! CAN YOU MAIL ME MCNUGGETS?! -- Rollo T, wanting British mcnuggets.}}

{{quote| I'm used to dealing with 16 yr old girls ..... but their parents are always there. -- Rollo T sounding like a offender.}}

{{quote| I don't care how many seven year olds I have to molest, I want my cookies! Don't quote that. -- Rollo T}}

{{quote| JESUS TITTY-FUCKING CHRIST. ” -- Rollo T raging at the assassin in [[Monday Night Combat]]}}

{{quote| Oh you fucking whore, I will RAPE and EAT YOUR CHILDREN. Oh I won, good job me. -- Rollo T playing Monday Night Combat}}

{{quote| "I SHIT MY PANTS! I WILL FUCKING CHOKE YOU!" -- Rollo T, as Stone Cold Steve Austin in the first episode of Tough Enough ”