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{{quote|"That's one for the fans, you see."}}
* [[Broken Record]]: "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnoc7A4FOeY Bummed in the Face]!" ''Bummed in the face?'' Bummed in the face!
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtVG0BxsJpk There's a face. Next muffin...] There's a face. Next muffin... There's a face...... Next muffin.
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrrODnV_2a4 Moving and touching and touching and moving] and touching and moving and moving and touching [[Overly Long Gag|And touching and moving and moving and touching...]]
* [[Cloudcuckoolander]]: "My missus has to live with it ''all the time!''"
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** 'Arse maneuvers' is suggested during ''Headspace Cowboy''.
* [[Improbable Weapon User]]: In ''Fizzy Logic'', Ross suggests that a big burly audience member named Peter can kill a wolf with his [[Gag Penis|big burly cock]].
* [[Inherently Funny Words]]: Uses 'mofo's' and 'Fiddy' to their full comic effect parodying [[Fifty50 Cent]].
* [[It Makes Sense in Context]]: ...at least it will if you don't drift off and lose track of what he's saying. Or turn up late.
** No, if you turn up late, you will be guaranteed to be worked in to his current and all future tangents.
*** Parodied on one of his shows (possibly Nobleism) when he started talking about his mate's plums and said it would be unfortunate if somebody stopped paying attention then turned their mind back to the anecdote, because knowing him it would end up being something like
{{quote|"...AND HE WAS RIDING A GOLDEN DONKEY!"}}
* [[Mundane Utility]]: Using laser [[Eye Beams|eye-beams]] to heat soup.
* [[Off the Rails]]: Whenever he appears on ''[[Good News Week]]'', he causes games to go off the rails, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwGrfC-ZVrU&feature=fvw usually with whatever toys the producers were stupid enough to give him.]
** Or Hijacking whatever toys they happened to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6P0xlo8zzY give the person sitting next to him.] Granted, it was still stupid to give a big smokey hat to anyone remotely near Ross Noble.
*** This would apply to his live shows as well, except that assumes that they have rails to begin with.
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[[Category:Recorded and Stand Up Comedy]]
[[Category:Ross Noble{{PAGENAME}}]]