Rule 34/Quotes: Difference between revisions

{{quote|''You would've known that Flash had just vibrated out of his costume and is vibrating SO FAST that he can't be seen; Grodd, being a simple gorilla, has no concept of a naked [[Flash]] vibrating invisibly next to him. Only a human could conceive of a naked, vibrating, invisible Flash. Because we are Nature's Greatest Mistake.''|''[http://www.misterkitty.org/extras/stupidcovers/stupidcomics106.html MisterKitty]''}}

 

''And the Wizard of Oz; there's a [[Dirty Old Man]]!"''|'''[[Tom Lehrer]]''', "Smut"}}

 

''My angel is the centerfold. (Angel is the centerfold.)"''|'''The J. Geils Band''', "Centerfold"}}

 

{{quote|''If you're not familiar with a "mud volcano" we're going to suggest you not Google it as it almost certainly doubles as the name for a certain kind of fetish video.''|'''[[Cracked.com|Cracked]]''' }}

 

'''B''': Just fap. Fap your childhood to pieces.|'''[[Image Boards|4chan]]'''}}

 

{{quote|''The internet is for porn! The internet is for porn! Grab your dick and double click for porn, porn, porn!''|[[Avenue Q]]}}

 

'''Joey''': I would, but this is a nice place and my T-shirt has a picture of [[Calvin and Hobbes|Calvin doing Hobbes]].<br />

'''Rachel''': Oh my God! Really?! Can I see it?<br />

'''Rachel''': Huh. Wow, I wouldn’t think Hobbes would like that so much.|''[[Friends]]'', "The One Where Joey Tells Rachel"}}

 

I mean, JESUS. People could settle for a penis and a vagina or a penis and a penis or a vagina and a vagina but NO THEY HAVE TO GO AND WANT IT COMPLICATED AND CREEPY AND [[Angrish|AHDFBHIFBIBEBHBHBHRBHBHIR.]]''|'''[[Tropers/Charlatan|Charlatan]]'''}}

 

{{quote|''Quantum Fetish Mechanics: the act of thinking up a new kind of fetish causes that fetish to exist. Someone probably even has a website dedicated to it. ''|''[[Questionable Content]]''}}

 

'''Winslow''': ''I think you just like looking at pooping catgirls.''|''[[Questionable Content]]''}}