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{{quote|Note from Dr. ████████, dated 12/26/04: ''Who the hell thought it would be a good idea to tell her about "Santa Claus" and then tell her that it was just a story?! Now we have another potential SCP to deal with, but we can't catch him because he is "magic".''}}
* The fourth testing log from [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-404 SCP-404]. Saying anything else would ruin it.
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20140407225220/http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/retrieval-log-db-503-b A happy accident leading from the constant changing of SCP numbers being deleted and reassigned...] Funny enough that when SCP-503 was deleted and reassigned yet again, the article (the pasta pot, that is) was eventually dug up again and put back up [https://web.archive.org/web/20140407224817/http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-503-arc as an archived item].
* '''UPDATE:''' Doctor Rights had a beautiful baby girl on November 1st! Congratulations! '''MTF TEAM ALPHA SIX MOVE INTO POSITIONS TO SECURE THE ASSET'''
* [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/don-ferreiros-lie-katana This.]
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Dr. ███████: No thank you, SCP-846, I'd like to -
(At this point, SCP-846 began a 'Robo-Dance', [[Overly Long Gag|which lasted twenty-three (23) minutes.]] SCP-846 ignored all questions during this time period.) }}
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20131023073929/http://www.scp-wiki.net/retrieval-log-db-503-b This.] The number of freak-outs caused by infinite ''pasta'' are hilarious.
* Not straight-up funny like most of these, but [http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1025 SCP-1025] is a glorious bit of metafictional commentary by way of [[Reality Ensues]]. At first, it looks like your typical Keter-class object with a long experiment log killing a bunch of class-Ds, which eventually degenerates into an [[Apocalyptic Log]]... {{spoiler|and then someone from O5 comes along and says that absolutely no unusual pathogens were detected and all the thing actually causes is "hypochondria by proxy." He/she then wonders who thought it was a good idea wasting all this money on the SCP, cuts the research funding, stuffs the book in a locker, and reclassifies it to "Safe."}}
* [http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-261 SCP-261]:
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