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== Straight guesses ==

== SCP-882 is the heart of god from The God And World and SCP-835 is The God Of Flesh it fought with. ==

 

* Alternatively, rather than merely being [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/SCP-4445-j a recruiting tool] for [[Red Shirt|Red Shirts]], we deal with keeping all the nasty memetic stuff contained and--[[Oh Crap]]! [[Bond Villain Stupidity]] is loose! How could we have left all the necessary information on how to escape just lying around?!

** Nah, the real big jobs go to the [[Rex Libris|Public Library system]], [[Atomic Robo|Tesladyne]], and the [[Hellboy|BPRD]]. We just catch what gets through. The SCP Foundation is a red herring.

* That's not a Wild Mass Guess, that's explicitly stated repeatedly.

* You realize, of course, this implies that the REAL Foundation is covering up shit that's so dangerous, their willing to let information about SCP-682 get out because it's not as bad by comparison?

** No. That's not the horrifying part. They're covering up shit that's so dangerous that they're willing to fully disclose [[Nightmare Fuel|SCP]][[Body Horror|-]][[Face Full of Alien Wingwong|835]].

 

It makes sense.

 

* Perhaps the foundation itself is a memetic hazard. The reason 001 has multiple proposals is because the parts of all members (Even Clef) that has yet to be infected is trying to express itself. And the reason they crack down on other memetic hazards is because the foundation doesn't want competition.

** Wrong. The REAL SCP-001 is {{spoiler|[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-001-j A button that destroys everything when you push it] }}.

* Her powers were stated to be localized or ''What she can see, she can change''

 

* The infected are hive-minded, and seek to mindlessly infect everyone else.

* Both can deform an infected person.

* Something this bizarre appearing on the internet is bound to be dismissed, at first, as fiction

* Although there will be counter arguments that it's all true

** And what better way to mask the Foundation, than by not trying to hide it? After all, anything that looks even vaguely like a cover up will be subject to wild and bizarre theories and possibly the truth.

** So you don't cover it up at all, allowing the Foundation to be easily hidden by the smoke of the internet

== [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-033 Theta Prime] isn't a number ==

Although dangerous it is possible to store Theta Prime electronically, given the fact that computers are designed using are "flawed" mathematics any attempt to store it electronically would have to store the symbol used to represent it, rather then the numerical value itself. Thus Theta Prime's unusually properties are a result of the symbol used to represent it. The formula the proves Theta Prime's existence as a number is flawed, but the symbol for Theta Prime, hypnotizes anyone who sees it into being unable to find fault in that formula or any other that supposedly proves it existence as a number.

 

== Theta Prime is the result of pi being broken ==

Due to Murphy's Law.

 

Remember the animation that made it a meme for a while? It played in a guys head until he went practically comatose and died, and then one of the other guys in the animation started hearing it. [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-107 SCP-107] is a bit more extreme, but it's otherwise quite similar...

* Congratulations, you found the joke.

* Or, {{spoiler|SCP-682}} was the child of SCP-231-6, with the first 5 being weaker versions that the foundation eventually managed to destroy, which explains even better why they'd go to such lengths to make sure SCP-231-7 never gives birth.

** I don't know, the sexual motif for 231's story wouldn't seem to fit with something which hates all biology. Then again, maybe that's ''why'' it hates all biology.

 

== SCP-682 is actually a retarded form of its species. ==

== [http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-321 SCP-321] is Bright's sibling, too. ==

In page [http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-110725#post-1189434 comments], [[Dr Bright]] (the writer) said that in his personal canon, Jack Bright has an older brother, Mikell (aka "05-6" aka "Agent Cowboy"), and a younger brother, TJ (aka [http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-590 SCP-590]). In the Foundation Tale titled [http://www.scp-wiki.net/we-re-off-to-be-the-lizard We're Off To Be The Lizard], Dr. Bright (the character) confirms having a sister named "Claire Pierce." One of [[Dr Bright]]'s entries in the Wanderer's Library, [http://wanderers-library.wikidot.com/the-tale-of-the-brothers The Tale Of The Brothers], details three brothers and two sisters as descendants of the Prophet. The three brothers are clearly Mikell, Jack, and TJ, and the "other [sister] who runs from her blood" must be Claire, as the first sister is said to have been stillborn. In Bright's [http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-001-o5 SCP-001 Proposal], 05-1 refers to Jack's father as "Adam." 321 is female. Her parents are named Adam and Evelyn in 321's report, which [[Dr Bright]] also authored. Both of these Adams were 05's. (Admittedly, the Adam from 321's page worked his way up to 05 status from Junior Researcher, while the Adam from the 001 proposal was a founding member, and thus was an original 05. Also, 321-Adam's last name has only five letters, and could not be "Bright" as 001-Adam's was.)

 

== In Procedure 110-Montauk, they force SCP-231-7 to watch cheesy movies. [[Mystery Science Theater 3000|The worst they can find]]... ==

It wants to merge with at least two other SCPs, which is also what its Church seeks.

 

 

== The entity in [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1315 SCP-1315] Level 18 is functionally identical to 173 ==

 

First of, it's Ab''le'', not Ab''el''.

 

== SCP-053 and SCP-682 are from the same reality/dimension ==

 

Based on 682's attitude, [[Fridge Horror|we can also safely conclude that no Egyptian actually passed the trial]].

 

== Crossovers ==

* Compare and contrast the article on [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-024 SCP-024], with the scenes of the Announcer in Silent Hill youtube videos. They're too similar to just be a coincidence.

 

The sheer number of alien artifacts and objects that can corrupt or kill humans with absolute ease is a clear sign of Chaos. The Foundation itself is the precursor to the Inquisition.

* The second suggestion really needs to be expanded on. Kudos to the particular troper who wrote that, as the SCP foundation, in many ways, is ALMOST IDENTICAL to the Inquisition.

Penumbra takes place in the Archaic facility located beneath Greenland.

 

This is what she meant when she informed Chell that she was the only one standing between "Us... and them".

* Also, she filed herself under the "Joke" SCPs to throw us off-guard.

** Link or it didn't happen

* Glados could also be Nala, the AI used to control SCP IRC.

 

== SCP-682 is [[Fullmetal Alchemist|Envy.]] ==

Somehow.

* Have superhuman strength and [[Omnicidal Maniac|both have a disdain for all of humanity and life in general.]]

* [[Fullmetal Alchemist|Hohenheim]] and [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-343 SCP-343 AKA God] both call them abominations.

* You know, when I watched NGE for the first time, all I could think of when they mentioned the SEELE committee was 'hey, that's exactly like the O5 overseers'. Also, a crossover between the SCP Foundation and NGE would be awesome in about three hundred different ways. Too many things just fit so well. * mental image of SCP-682 fighting Unit-01*

 

The Court has been originally founded as a place to research the "etheric" - that is, the supernatural. Soon after its founding, a group within the Court decided they were unhappy with the way GC was functioning, and left the Court to create their own organization, to research the supernatural in their ''own'' way.

 

The Monster's either gotten sufficiently used to organic beings to get along with them, or is simply too young to realise that they should be scary to it (it's heavily implied in OOTS that the Monster is a juvenile, whatever it is). Though if there is a juvenile 682 out there, that implies there are ''several'' of it around. Eek.

 

Unlike the original, it can speak and seems actively evil rather than [[True Neutral]].

* [[Wrong Genre Savvy|Someone find a saint to becalm it, then, just like the original from French lore.]]

* It's definitely ''some'' kin, at any rate.

 

This would explain everything about SCP-055. Interestingly enough, this doubles as an inferred [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]] for the SCP Foundation, since they somehow managed to imprison one without any memory of it and (since Silents seem to be more powerful in this universe) without access to any written records of it.

 

[[Running Gag|Who?]]

 

Her?

 

Think of it: Aside from the whole "sapience and implacable hatred" part, its description (as previously noted) makes it sound a ''helluva'' lot like the Tarrasque. (Well, [[Adaptive Ability|most of the time, anyway]].)

 

It's a malevolent, chaotic being which kinda looks like a lizard (or at least like some quadruped), though it looks like he's lost its [[Reality Warper]] powers and can only apply them to himself. Looks like Celestia decided that banishment to another universe will be the surest form of containment. Sounds like a stretch? The story [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/letter-of-the-day Letter of the Day"] is quite an argument for this theory.

 

It's a four-legged reptile; it's indestructible -- as far as anyone can tell; it's talking, but not very smart -- as far as anyone can tell; it's on Earth and in humans' possession, but has no apparent good reason to be here. They just got the poor croc already pissed off and kept him in murderous mood with their tests. Also, once you saw this WMG, you can't unsee it.

 

Now that 682 found the only "beauty" in this world, it will also try to rescue her once escape its confinement.

 

It's outside the government, beyond the police, and has seemingly infinite assets and resources at its disposal. The point of divergence is that, in our universe, the Foundation is competent at its job, is not responsible for creating most of the paranormal entities it must contain, and does not try to contain any potential difficulty by sending John Barrowman to seduce it.

 

* Or, in addition to that, whatever SCP-231-7 is carrying is {{spoiler|the deity that emerges from the underworld when the ritual fails. Having to observe said ritual is part of Procedure 110-Montauk.}}

 

 

== SCP-076-2 is not really Able, or a video game character, but a [[Toon]] ==

 

== [[Calvin and Hobbes|You can usually find SCP-1106 for sale at Sears]] ==

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