{{quote|''"At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since."''}}
{{quote|''"To gaze is to think."''}}
{{quote|''"So little of what could happen does happen."''}}
{{quote|''"Have no fear of perfection -- you'll never reach it."''}}
{{quote|''"It is either easy or impossible."''}}
{{quote|''"There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction."''}}
{{quote|''"The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad!"''}}
{{quote|''"Democratic institutions are unfit for such thunderous revelations as I am in the habit of making."''}}
{{quote|''"The thermometer of success is merely the jealously of malcontents."''}}
{{quote|''"I don't do drugs. I ''am'' drugs."''}}
{{quote|''"What is a television apparatus to man, who has only to shut his eyes to see the most inaccessible regions of the seen and never seen?"''}}
{{quote|''"Every morning when I wake up, I experience an exquisite joy -- the joy of being [[Salvador Dali]] -- and I ask myself in rapture, 'what wonderful things is this [[Salvador Dali]] going to accomplish today?'"''}}