"What does she see in Sasuke?" Naruto asked.
Sasori continued scribbling on the pieces of paper scattered on the table. "He is rich, handsome, extraordinarily gifted, comes from a prestigious family, and has a tragic past that strikes a chord in people's hearts."
"He's a cold-hearted bastard."
"Or alternatively, he has a wounded heart just waiting for that special girl whose love can heal it. A lot of people are suckers for broken birds."
"Girls are stupid, then."
"Congratulations, Naruto – you just made a sentence that is both hypocritical and sexist with only 4 words."