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* "Shut up and eat your Grundy." Vandal Savage's response to the other villains who are grossed out when it's revealed that they're [[I Am a Humanitarian|eating Solomon Grundy]]. Cheshire throws up, but Dr. Psycho asks for more.
* Ragdoll pretending to be Robin, and the discussion of how everything he said came out sounding nasty. About three-quarters of Ragdoll's dialogue hovers between disturbing and hilarious.
{{quote| '''Catman:''' That sounds a bit unsavory when you say it. Of course, ''everything'' sounds a bit unsavory when you say it.<br />
'''Ragdoll:''' ... Cheese-stuffed manicotti. ''EWWW,'' IT ''DOES''! I never realized! Creamed corn! Donut holes! Silverback gorillas! God help us all, ''gold-plated bedknobs!'' Pea pods! Velvety throw pillows! Tuna salad, hold the mayonnaise! ''EWWWW!'' }}
** Also from his Robin cosplay: "I can take a crowbar to the head!" Possibly the series' best [[Mythology Gag]] ever. (If you're not familiar with it, Jason Todd "[[Death Is Cheap|died]]" after the Joker beat him to death with a crowbar.)
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* The entire scene involving Deadshot and Catman shopping for ice cream at the beginning of the Unhinged arc. In particular, Deadshot's excuse for ripping off the entire cigarette stock.
** Later, we have Cheetah fighting Scandal over a {{spoiler|get out of hell free}} card when Bolt bursts in:
{{quote| '''Bolt''': Who, damn it! Who dies all lit up like Christmas! Who has the card!<br />
[ [[Beat Panel|Catman and Deadshot look at each other]] ]<br />
'''Simultaneously''': Cheetah's got it.<br />
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* Bane: "Scandal Savage, you may have one ice cream of your choice."
* Two within a page of each other. First, Deadshot opens a cell to rescue a prisoner.
{{quote| '''Deadshot:''' C'mon, been sent to... Crap. Shoulda guessed. Nice fake-out, Flag.<br />
'''Rick Flag:''' Waller wants you for a mission, Deadshot. Even staged this special event. You going to cooperate?<br />
(Deadshot shoots him)<br />
'''Deadshot:''' No, but thanks for asking. }}
** Then Yasemin, who has spent the entire issue thinking about a showdown with Deadshot, finally meets him.
{{quote| '''Yasemin:''' We will decide this, you and I, on the count of three. One...<br />
(Deadshot shoots her)<br />
'''Yasemin:''' (Thinking) Oh. I should have taken my chances... with the explosive chip in my skull.<br />
'''Deadshot:''' Take the shot you got, lady. }}
* King Shark: "Enough talk! I'm a shark, not a... '''talking guy'''!"
* In the first story arc involving Junior, Jeannette explains that her staff are well-equipped to handle hostile situations with metahumans. Deadshot mentions that bullets probably aren't strong enough to stop the type of people coming after them. Jeannette responds "yes, well, I suppose that's what the grenades are for". Deadshot can't argue with that kind of logic. Of course, the cleavage helps.
* Black Alice's powers allow her to steal the abilities of any magic-user, and as side-effect that the series' artists really have fun with, take on aspects of their appearance as well [[Rule 63|(including men).]] So when she pinches [[The Demon|Jason Blood's powers...]]
{{quote| [[Incredibly Lame Pun|"Rise, the demon Estrogan!"]]}}
** Estrogan then proceeds to get into a fight with Scandal, who she believes is trying to steal Ragdoll from her.
{{quote| '''Alice/Estrogan''': "From Hell's black heart to desert haunt, This rage still crawls between us, And don't pretend that you don't want, My boyfriends bendy penis!"<br />
'''Deadshot''': "Oh man, you haven't told her about that?"<br />
'''Ragdoll''': "No pun intended, I assure you. But it hasn't come up, as need be." }}
* King Shark's personal hell... turns out it's an eternity in a vegetarian restaurant. [[Butt Monkey|Poor dude.]]