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{{quote|'''Sport:''' And let him have a son like me, who cooks for him. And let him be eleven years old like me, and let him have a mother who went away and has all the money, and let him grow up to be a ball player...<br />

{{quote|B is for Bridget<br />

Who's named for the author<br />

She could have been subtle<br />

But just didn't bother<br />

Yet somehow I doubt<br />

That the writer's a D-cup<br />

Or sings like an angel<br />

With nary a hiccup<br />

Or doesn't need glasses<br />

Or looks like a hottie<br />

Or ever will earn<br />