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{{quote|'''Dr. Evil:''' You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have [[Weaponized Animal|sharks]] with '''''[[Frickin' Laser Beams|frickin' laser beams]] attached to their heads!''''' Now evidently [[Eyepatch of Power|my cycloptic colleague]] informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?<br />
'''Number Two:''' Sea bass.<br />
'''Dr. Evil:''' ''[[Beat|[pause] ]]'' Right.<br />
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{{quote|'''[[Diabolical Mastermind|Chairface Chippendale]]:''' Unfortunately, the three of you aren't going to be around to witness my historic crime, because I'm going to feed you to my pit of ferocious man-eating alligators!<br />
'''[[Naive Newcomer|Arthur]]:''' What?... What? *Aside, to [[The Tick (animation)]]* ''What''?!<br />
'''[[The Tick (animation)]]:''' *Ahem* [[Lampshade Hanging|Standard villain procedure]].|''[[The Tick (animation)]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''Galasso:''' Christmas is over, seasonal employees. [[You Have Outlived Your Usefulness|You are no longer required.]] FEED THEM TO THE SHARK PIT!<br />
''(The floor of the toy store splits in half to reveal a pool of sharks)''<br />
'''Amber:''' Whoa, whoa, maybe we can hire some of them again next year.<br />
'''Galasso:''' Fine. Very well. Close the pit. |''[[Shortpacked (Webcomic)|Shortpacked]]''
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