Shot in the Ass: Difference between revisions

* ''[[Forrest Gump]]'': Forrest gets shot in the butt''ocks'' in Vietnam, and then shows the wound to [[Lyndon Johnson|LBJ]]. LBJ laughs--which is ''exactly'' the sort of thing LBJ would do.

* ''[[Easy Money]]''. Just when Rodney Dangerfield has given up on his effort to quit drinking/smoking/carousing (in order to inherit ten million dollars), his daughter's estranged husband shows up with a gun, and this happens -- putting Dangerfield in the hospital and saving the inheritance.

'''{{spoiler|Dangerfield}}''': Ha, your wrong Doc, he shot me in the ass!! }}

* ''[[Blazing Saddles]]'': After being in a whole series of gunfights against a bunch of [[The Gunfighter Wannabe|wannabe gunfighters]], the [[Fastest Gun in the West|Waco Kid]] hears a voice from behind him shout "Reach for it, mister!" and turns around with his guns drawn to see his challenger: a six year old with a set of revolvers. At this point Waco goes to throw down his guns and walk away, but the "little bastard shot me in the ass."

* ''The [[Pink Panther]] Strikes Again''. While Clouseau is in England he accidentally causes a shotgun to shoot a Scotland Yard official in the behind. A later scene shows the official having the shotgun pellets painfully removed.

* In ''[[Training Day]]'', towards the end {{spoiler|Jake is holding Alonzo at gunpoint after he survives Alonzo's betrayal. Alonzo, not believing Jake will shoot him, calmly and slowly turns his back to pick up the gun that he's dropped, and Jake shoots him in the ass as more or less a warning shot}}.

'''{{spoiler|Jake}}''': Yeah, and the next one ''will'' kill you. }}

* A Scottish pikeman gets this treatment in ''[[Braveheart]]''. Turns out mooning the English archers wasn't such a good idea after all. (As well as being one of many of the [[You Fail History Forever|violations of historical fact depicted in that film]].)

* In ''[[Bird On a Wire]]'', Mel Gibson takes a bullet to the behind, which makes it necessary for him to visit his veterinarian ex-girlfriend for extraction.

* Used as a joke in ''[[Good Morning Vietnam]]'' when Garlick is telling Robin Williams's character about a [[Comically Serious]] NCO he'll be working with:

* In ''[[A Christmas Story]]'', during Ralphie's daydream where he runs off Black Bart and his minions, he shoots all of them in their asses.

* Not bullets, but in the movie version of ''Captain Correlli's Mandolin'', Mandras gets hit in the ass by rocks shot from a cannon. Leads to a funny moment with John Hurt as the village doctor.

* In the movie ''Gotcha!'', after fighting a battle on his college campus against KGB agents armed with only a tranquilizer gun, Anthony Edwards shoots a blond college student in her ass with a dart.

* Two from ''[[Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back]]'' one only threatened:

'''Sheriff''': One rectal breach comin' up. }}

** And one much later that is successful, by a monkey no less:

'''Justice''': You're not paralyzed. It was just a tranquilizer. }}

 

* Honey West is shot in the butt in ''This Girl for Hire''.

* In Sir Thomas Malory's ''[[King Arthur|Morte Darthur]]'', there's a completely ridiculous moment where Lancelot is accidentally shot in the behind by a woman out hunting. That Malory's narration is completely matter-of-fact throughout just makes it funnier.

* In ''[[The New Rebellion]]'', someone tries to shoot Han but misses, mostly. The blaster bolt grazes his buttocks.

"It's not funny, furball. It hurts." }}

* In ''[[Danny, the Champion of the World]]'' Danny's father tells Danny of how keepers like to shoot poachers from behind -- not to kill, but to wound. Danny switches between being amused and horrified at the descriptions:

"''Poacher's bottom'' they used to call it," my father said. "And there wasn't a man in the whole village who didn't have a bit of it one way or another. But my dad was the champion ..." }}

* Happens to Porthos's servant Mousqueton in ''[[The Three Musketeers (novel)|The Three Musketeers]]''. In the sequel ''Twenty Years After'', when he's older and much more dignified, d'Artagnan [[Deadpan Snarker|suggests]] that he show the scar to a cowardly younger servant who could use an example of bravery. And in a fight scene some chapters later, Mousqueton is wounded "in the other".

* In the ''[[Law and Order Special Victims Unit]]'' episode "Raw", after {{spoiler|the courtroom is shot up by Neo-Nazis, Munch}} tells {{spoiler|Tutuola}} he suffered this trope.

* ''[[Band of Brothers]]'': This happens to two characters. Popeye Winn is shot in "Day of Days". Buck Compton is shot in "Replacements" -- the infamous one bullet, four holes.

** Not to mention Perconte in "Breaking Point".

* ''[[Arrested Development (TV series)|Arrested Development]]'': when Buster learns Gob was responsible for his loss of a hand, he sticks his hook in Gob's ass.

* Discussed in ''[[The Wire]]'' while Omar's in court testifying against Bird.

'''Omar''': We had a disagreement. Mike-Mike thought he should keep that cocaine he was slinging, and the money he was making from slinging it. I thought otherwise. }}

* ''[[NCIS]]'': Gibbs inflicts on a poacher. It's strongly implied it's on purpose.

* In an episode of ''[[NYPD Blue]],'' Andy Sipwics is shot several times by an enemy and left for dead; as a parting-shot, the enemy then shoots him once in each buttock as a final insult. Sipowics lives, but he's forced to sit on an inflatable donut for some time.

* In the ''[[Stargate Atlantis]]'' episode "Sateda", McKay gets shot in the rear end with an arrow, in a [[Crowning Moment of Funny|CMoF]].

'''Rodney McKay''' ''(on Morphine)'': Gluteus maximus... Gluuuteus maaaximus... Oh my god! That's my ass isn't it? }}

* In ''[[The Sopranos]]'' season 6, an aspiring rapper actually ''asks'' Bobby Bacala to shoot him [[Only a Flesh Wound|non-fatally]] to increase his street cred. Guess where he's shot...

* In ''[[Chuck]]'' Versus the Frosted Tips, we see an ego-inflated Morgan (who has the [[Applied Phlebotinum|Intersect]] in his head) getting tranquilized in the ass, right after Chuck pulls down his pants for a distraction.

* In ''[[Get Smart]]'', Max is wounded by a KAOS officer in just such a location. He breaks the news to 99 rather delicately.

'''Max''': So did they. }}

* In the second episode of ''[[The Finder]]'', ''Bullets'', Walter is searching for a decades-old missing bullet which can clear a death row inmate, a former cop convicted of killing another cop. Walter ends up shooting {{spoiler|a corrupt former internal affairs officer}} in the ass. The reason? {{spoiler|The internal affairs officer was the real killer, but the wrongly convicted officer had gotten a shot off when the murdered officer was gunned down. That shot had ended up in the internal affairs officer's buttocks, and had never been removed, causing him to sit uncomfortably. And so, Walter 'finds' the bullet by shooting the man in the same cheek, so that when the new bullet is dug out, the old one will be as well.}}

** The same thing happens to mooks you shoot in the ass in ''[[GoldenEye 007 (1997 video game)|Golden Eye 1997]]'' and ''[[Medal of Honor]]''.

* In ''[[Kingdom of Loathing]]'', the creators gave a unique [http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Arse-shooting_crossbow arse-shooting crossbow] to a player. Strangely, the "[http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Shot_in_the_Arse Shot in the Arse]" effect it bestows is beneficial. It even comes complete with a ''[[Braveheart]]'' reference:

* ''[[Bulletstorm]]'' has doing this to a stunned mini-boss as one of the many skillshots you can perform. It causes flames to shoot out said mini-boss' ass. [[Awesome but Impractical|Funny, but worth less points and harder to set up than just leashing the mini-boss' head off.]]

* In [[The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim]], the owner of the "Drunken Huntsman" explains the name of his shop as coming from an incident when he and his brother had gone hunting after consuming "a bit too much mead." When they separated, his brother, in his inebriated state, mistook him for a deer...and shot him in the "rump" with an arrow.

* Boris gets shot in the rear more than once in ''[[Rocky and Bullwinkle]]''.

* In ''[[Futurama]]'', when the Planet Express crew goes on a fishing expedition, Leela brings out a harpoon. Bender scoffs:

'''Leela:''' Okay. ''(And she does.)'' }}

* Daffy Duck has his tail feathers blown off more than once, a la the above picture.

* In the Behind-the-Scenes for [[Shaun of the Dead]], Nick Frost gets [[Overly Long Gag|a shot in the ass]]. By shot, we mean a syringe, which, according to him, was for the cold. There's even footage and everything.

* In ''[[To Hell and Back]]'' the [[Real Life]] story of Medal of Honor recipient Audie Murphy, Audie's friend asks him where he got shot.

'''Audie''': [pause, then laughs] "You know where it came out!" }}

* A surviving victim of the [[Jack the Ripoff|Copycat]] Zodiac was shot in the ass.