Shot in the Ass: Difference between revisions

{{quote|''"Last time I got shot in the arse! I am in mourning for my arse!"''|'''Izzy Buttons''', ''[[The Mummy Returns (Film)|The Mummy Returns]]''}}

 

 

In [[Real Life]], any gunshot can kill, especially if left alone long enough to get horribly infected. But those who get buttshot are ''relatively'' fortunate -- the hindquarters are a large, fleshly target without many blood vessels, and it's not too close to any major organs -- a wound is unlikely to cause permanent damage provided the round wasn't ridiculously large. (And gentlemen, we don't mean ''[[Groin Attack|those]]'' organs, however dear to you they may be; we mean ''really'' vital things like your heart and lungs).

 

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* In ''[[Crank (Film)|Crank]]'', Chev catches a bullet in his ass during his visit to the hospital. It results in an amusing line, and is then swiftly forgotten. Clearly, it takes more than a butt-shot to even inconvenience a dedicated [[Badass]] like Chev Chelios.

* In ''[[Billy Madison]]'' when Eric threatens the audience at gunpoint when losing the decathlon to Billy, he gets shot in the ass by a man Billy called earlier, saving the day.

* ''[[Spaceballs (Film)|Spaceballs]]'': Princess Vespa shoots a trooper in the arse.

* In the [[Western]] ''That Beautiful Blonde from Bashful Bend,'' the heroine continually shoots at her no-good boyfriend-- only to perpetually hit the ''town judge'' in the butt.

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