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== People for the Ethical Treatment of Monsters ==
* The monster ecology and the protagonists' blatant disregard for the un-lives of the endangered species inhabiting Silent Hill! Throughout the games, these [[Mutants|majestic]], [[Nightmare Fuel|graceful]] creatures who [[The Undead|(un)live]] in [[Alternate Character Interpretation|perfect peace and harmony]] are brutally smashed, sliced, shot at, and ''[[Cherry Tapping|stomped]]'' on by the callous "heroes" for simply [[Everything Trying to Kill You|defending their homes!]] Did they ever stop to consider the Sewer Dragon habitat in the [[Department of Redundancy Department|sewers]] is quite fragile? Or that the percentage of Giant Larvae who mature to [[Giant Flyer|Giant Moths]] is pitifully low already; their senseless slaying means we'll have to petition Japan to send a [[Godzilla|Mothra]] larva just to avoid a habitat collapse? Worst of all, the Zombie Nurse [[Silent Hill 1|(blue)]], [[Silent Hill 2|(sexy)]], and [[Silent Hill 4|(burping)]] subspecies were so thoroughly decimated that even if either of the males of the species, the [[Rape
** [[Our Angels Are Different|They look like]] [[Undeath Always Ends|mortals]] [[Our Angels Are Different|to you?]]
** Japan has been hard at work trying to control the Giant Moth population ever since they became a great threat to their ecosystem after Godzilla stopped suppressing their numbers, and since our GINO sucks, we cannot risk the same thing happening here. And we have special zombie nurse enclosures in places like [[Resident Evil|Raccoon City]] and [[Dead Rising|Willamette, Colorado]] to preserve their population.
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== More issues with Harry... goody ==
* This Headscratcher is based on pre-release details about the sequel. Spoilers abound, so turn back if you're uber-sensitive about that kind of thing. According to pre-release info, Heather Mason will be looking for her father in Silent Hill after being on the run for eighteen years. And apparently, her father is Christopher Da Silva, Sean Bean's character. "Okay, cool" I thought to myself, "they're sticking to the game's story this time." This even fits in with the general opinion that Sean Bean would have made a good Harry. The problem? Heather is aided in her quest by by a completely unrelated man. ''Named. Harry.'' ''What. In. The. Utter. Fuck.'' Oh, and even better? Heather will also be helped by Rose Da Silva, who is still wearing the exact red-stained clothes she wore in the original movie. Meaning that ''little to no time has passed since the first.'' The only way this could possibly make since is by involving time travel, or Christopher Da Silva was one of those freaks with a second hidden family.
** Maybe, hopefully, "Harry" is really just Douglas from ''[[Silent Hill 3]]'', renamed Harry in the movie story as a [[Shout
** According to IMDB, Sean Bean is credited as both Christopher Da Silva ''and'' Harry Mason. The only source I've seen refer to Harry as a different character is The Other Wiki, and that plot summary isn't even sourced.
*** Perhaps the family went into hiding from the cult and took on the aliases of Harry and Heather Mason?
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