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[[File:orks_3430.jpg|link=Nerf Now|frame|[[World of Warcraft|Orcs have "needs" too, you know...]]]]
 
{{quote|'''Oswald:''' ''Forget it. I don't wanna talk about this.''<br />
'''Lewis:''' ''No, no, I'm curious. Let's say you're in prison, and you're not getting out for a very long time. Plus, your parents? ''Very'' understanding. Who's your cellmate?''<br />
'''Oswald:''' ''...LiamNeeson.''<br />
'''Drew:''' (''wrapping an arm around Oswald's shoulders'') ''Aye, laddie!''|''[[The Drew Carey Show]]'', first episode}}
 
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* Every [[B-Movie]] [[Girls Behind Bars|women-in-prison]] flick ever made. (And a few of the men.)
* Referenced in ''[[The Longest Yard]]'' (2005),
{{quote| '''Caretaker''' (On the [[Camp Gay]] prisoners) - "You might say 'no thanks' ''now'', but in a few months, they're gonna look like Beyoncé."}}
* Referenced in ''[[In and Out]]'':
{{quote| '''Jack''': There's only two times when [[Ho Yay|that kind of thing's]] okay: In prison where it's a substitute and guys in space.<br />
'''Mike''': Guys in space?<br />
'''Jack''': Well, not on purpose. They just float into each other. }}
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== [[Live Action TV]] ==
* One character attempted to use this as an excuse in ''[[Krod Mandoon and The Flaming Sword of Fire]].''
{{quote| '''General'''-"Do you have ''any idea'' how long I've been in that dungeon?"<br />
'''Krod'''-"Yeah. Two weeks. And it's co-ed, so..." }}
* The prison variant is discussed on ''[[The Sopranos]]''.
{{quote| '''Tony''': Well, what are you gonna do? There's no women there! You're there five, ten years! ([[Beat]]) Just for the record, my incarceration was very short term, so I never had any need for any anal-- you know. (...) You think I'm lying, don't you? }}
* T-Bag on ''[[Prison Break]]'' was very interested in his fellow male prisoners while behind bars, but as soon as he got out he seemed far more interested in women.
** The actor has described him as being an [[Anything That Moves]] kinda guy.
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== Music ==
* If this isn't what [[Elvis Presley]]'s "Jailhouse Rock" is about, then what the hell ''is'' it about?
{{quote| Number forty-seven said to number three:<br />
"You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see.<br />
I sure would be delighted with your company,<br />
come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me." }}
** The writers (and by their account Elvis himself) knew this was a gay line and thought it would be funny to put it in [[Getting Crap Past the Radar|and see what happened]]. They said they put in lots of stuff like that, because they knew Elvis wouldn't have a problem with it.