Skippy's List: Difference between revisions

* [[Flat Earth Atheist]]:

{{quote| 44. I am not the atheist chaplain.}}

{{quote| 175. We do not “charge into battle, naked, like the Celts”.}}

* [[Genre Savvy]]: Eventually, his COs caught onto his looniness.

{{quote| 33. Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.<br />

34. (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody. }}

{{quote| 99. A smiley face is not used to mark a minefield.}}

* [[I Just Shot Marvin in The Face]]

{{quote| 6. Not allowed to play “Pulp Fiction” with a suction-cup dart pistol and any officer.}}

{{quote| 35. Not allowed to sing "High Speed Dirt" by [[Megadeth (Music)|Megadeth]] during airborne operations. ("See the earth below/Soon to make a crater/Blue sky, black death, I’m off to meet my maker")}}

* [[Jumping On a Grenade]]

200. My chain of command is not interested in why I "just happen" to have a kilt, an inflatable sheep, and a box of rubber bands in the back of my car. }}

* [[Not Making This Up Disclaimer]]:

* [[Or So I Heard]]:

{{quote| 207. The Chicken and Rice MRE is *not* a personal lubricant. (Skippy wanted this noted for the record that this is not something he has ever attempted or considered! It was something we heard at dinner on 22 September 2001 and it was just so obscene it had to go here.)<br />

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