Skulduggery Pleasant/Funny: Difference between revisions

'''Sanguine''': Or at least half price. }}

** When Billy-Ray Sanguine gets his razor stolen.

** "[[Comically Missing the Point|But I drove here.]]"

* "I seem to have lost track of this speech, I'm not sure where it is going, but I know where it started and that's what I want you to remember. Has anyone seen my hat?"

* [[Butt Monkey|Vaurian Scapegrace]] enters a funeral home in the hopes of being embalmed. The following scene must be read to be believed.

* Erskine Ravel's response to Skulduggery suggesting that making him an Elder wasn't such a bad idea.

* "Your reflection is still naked, by the way."

* Clarabelle's job interview with {{spoiler|Doctor Nye}} somehow manages to be a Crowning Moment of Funny and [[High Octane Nightmare Fuel]] at the same time.

{{quote| '''Valkyrie:''' So, if that had been our code, and Dragonclaw had told you that all we have to do is pull a lever, how would you have worked ''the sparrow flies south for winter'' into the conversation?<br />

'''Skulduggery:''' I would have said ''Ok, [[Embarrassing First Name|Bison,]] so you're sure we only need to pull a lever?'' And he would have said ''Yes'', and I'd have said ''Excellent, thank you. Did you know, by the way, that the sparrow flies south for winter?'' And then I'd have punched him. }}

* Fletcher verbally castrating Caelan. Doubles as a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]].

* The fact that {{spoiler|Skulduggery's subconscious is going around killing people}} really shouldn't be funny. But then you get this.