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{{quote| ''"Big money! Big prizes! I love it!"''}}
 
[[Twenty Minutes Into the Future|In the far flung future of 1999]], violence is the biggest draw in entertainment. The [[Game Show]] has become the dominant force in television. The most spectacular, gruesome, and rewarding show, topping the ratings, is ''Smash TV''. Contestants are armed and sent into a closed arena, where they fight for cash, glory, and unforgettable prizes including (but not limited to) brand new toasters, more [[Frank's 2000-Inch TV|2600" televisions]] than you ever thought possible, and a year's supply of good meat.
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* [[Muscles Are Meaningless]]: Both contestants are shirtless muscle dudes, but since all the action is gunfire...
* [[Nintendo Hard]]
{{quote| ''"Good luck! You'll need it!"''}}
** The arcade version is literally impossible not to die in, mostly due to slow movement speed without the speed powerup (which has a short duration). The arcade Smash TV is probably designed this way intentionally to eat up quarters. Other ports are mostly difficult for being bad ports. Despite this, one of the developers claims he can finish it in [[No Damage Run|one coin]].
** That still doesn't manage to explain how evil this game is. Individual rooms in arenas 3 and 4 will run you over 10 minutes each, and later enemies will start to run much faster than you.