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* [[Anyone Can Die]]
* [[Ask a Stupid Question]]
{{quote| '''Mullet:''' What the fuck are you doin', Tone?<br />
'''Tony:''' I'm driving down the street with your head stuck in my window. What do you think I'm doing, you pen-arse? }}
* [[Badass Bystander]]: The girl behind the counter at Brick Top's betting shop. She stares down some flunky robbers and manages to shoot at them with their own gun before escaping.
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* [[Cluster F-Bomb]]:
** Avi is waiting to explode into them at any time.
{{quote| '''Doug the Head''': Avi!<br />
'''Avi''': Shut up and sit down, you big bald fuck. I don't like leaving my country, Doug, and I especially don't like leaving it for anything other than white sandy beaches and drinks with little straw hats.<br />
'''Doug the Head''': We've got sandy beaches, Avi.<br />
'''Avi''': So? Who the fuck wants to see 'em? }}
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aoPYFD9Eno Just watch this DVD extra].
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* [[The Chessmaster]]: Of all people, {{spoiler|Mickey. There's a reason he kept winning those fights. He wanted to}}.
* [[Critical Research Failure]]: In-universe. Tommy repeats the common myth that drinking milk is 'not in sync with evolution' and that the human digestive system 'hasn't gotten used to it yet', which [[wikipedia:Lactase persistence|is complete nonsense where Europeans are concerned]]. Turkish's reaction says it all, really.
{{quote| '''Turkish:''' Well, fuck me. What ''have'' you been reading?}}
* [[Deadpan Snarker]]: Turkish. Completely. Tony also has more than a touch of it.
** "Well, c'mon. Before ''ze Germans'' get here."
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** "You show me how to control a wild fucking Pikey, and I'll show you how to control an UNHINGED, pig-feeding gangster!"
** Bullet-Tooth Tony and Avi spend most of their part in the proceedings dealing with things via copious amounts of heavy sarcasm as well.
{{quote| '''Bullettooth Tony''': Boris the Bullet-Dodger?<br />
'''Avi''': Why do they call him that?<br />
'''Bullettooth Tony''': ...Because he [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|dodges bullets]], Avi. }}
** "Anything to declare?" "Yeah -- don't go to England!"
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* [[Evil Old Folks]]: Brick Top.
* [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin]]:
{{quote| '''Avi:''' Why do they call him the "bullet dodger"?<br />
'''Tony:''' ...Because he dodges bullets, Avi. }}
** Also Bullet Tooth Tony, so named because of his false teeth which are bullets set in gold (bullets he was shot with no less)
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** Of course, Tony survived being shot by a small compact pistol, not a [[Hand Cannon|Desert Eagle]]. Guess the guy who wanted to kill him simply needed bigger bullets.
* [[Fat Bastard]] / [[Fat Idiot]]: Tyrone
{{quote| '''[[Those Two Bad Guys|John and Errol]]:'''"Ah. Tyrone. You silly fat bastard."}}
* [[Fixing the Game]]: Brick Top runs crooked boxing matches. Turkish does not.
* [[Forced Prize Fight]]
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* [[Genre Busting]]
* [[Gilligan Cut]]:
{{quote| '''Rosebud:''' I hate Russians. I'll take care of him.<br />
'''Tony:''' He's all yours, Rosebud, me old son.<br />
'''Rosebud:''' Not a problem.<br />
[''cut to Rosebud bleeding from his scalp'']<br />
'''Rosebud:''' You gotta get me to a doctor! Shoot that fuck! And ''then'' get me to a doctor! }}
* [[Groin Attack]]: Suffered by Tommy when he attempted to complain to Boris about the defective firearm he'd been sold. Boris had recently been run over and was in no mood to listen.
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* [[Not with the Safety On, You Won't]]: Bullet Tooth Tony, when being threatened with replica guns.
* [[Oh Crap]]: Several moments: Bad Boy Lincoln when he recognizes Bricktop, Turkish and Tommy's reaction when Mickey knocks out Bricktop's fighter (both times).
{{quote| '''Turkish''' Now, we are fucked.}}
** Sol, Vince and Tyrone's reactions to Bullet Tooth Tony's Desert Eagle, and Avi's reaction to {{spoiler|accidentally killing Bullet Tooth Tony.}}
*** Bricktop gets a retroactive one; at the climax, he see him hang up his phone with a troubled expression on his face. It's only after a flashback that we realize it's because his plan to teach Mickey a lesson by killing his entire clan has gone badly wrong.
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* [[Politically-Incorrect Villain]]: Avi constantly refers to Boris as a "Cossack."
* [[Preemptive "Shut Up"]]: Brick Top, to Errol:
{{quote| '''Errol''': ''[to Turkish]'' Oi, fuckface, was he talking to you?<br />
'''Turkish''': Fuckface, huh? I like that. I'll have to remember that next time I'm crawling off [[Your Mom|your Mum]].<br />
'''Brick Top''': ''[to Errol]'' Not now. }}
* [[Pre-Mortem One-Liner]]: The Traveller played by Jason Flemyng delivers a pretty good one to Brick Top before he blows away one of Bricktop's men:
{{quote| '''Brick Top''': ''[On mobile]'' Pete, talk to me.<br />
'''Traveller''': ''[On Pete's phone]'' If you want yer friend to hear ye, ye'll have to talk a lot louder than that. ''[BANG]'' }}
* [[Psycho Serum]]: Turkish attributes both Boris' [[Made of Iron|near-invulnerability]] and his [[Ax Crazy|extreme]] [[Bunny Ears Lawyer|kookiness]] to "one too many disco-biscuits".
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* [[Rasputinian Death]]: {{spoiler|Boris, appropriately.}}
* [["The Reason You Suck" Speech]]: Bullet Tooth Tony delivers [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|a magnificent one]] to Sol, Vinny, and Tyrone when they attempt to get the diamond back.
{{quote| '''Tony''': So. You're obviously the big dick. And the men on either side of you are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls and there are little mincy faggot balls.<br />
'''Vinny''': These are your last words so make them a prayer.<br />
'''Tony''': Now dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they're not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good ole pussy and have brought your two little mincy faggot balls along for a good ole time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here. Just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you're having second thoughts. You're shrinking. And your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got 'Replica' written down the side of your guns...''[they look in horror at their guns]'' and the fact that I've got ''Desert Eagle, point-five-oh'' written on the side of mine ''[They look at his with even more horror]'' should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... ''[he sips his drink]'' ...Fuck off. }}
* [[Roaring Rampage of Revenge]]: "It had previously occurred to me that the pikey had taken the demise of his mother rather lightly. But for every action, there's a ''re''action. And a pikey reaction...is quite a fucking thing."
* [[Robbing the Mob Bank]]: Or in this case, the mob bookie.
{{quote| "Do you know who this bookies belongs to?"}}
* [[Running Gag]]: Mostly just repeated phrases like "sneaky fuckin' Russian", "Franky fuckin' Four Fingers", "I fucking hate pikeys", "proper fucked", and "ze Germans".
** People keep getting killed in the back of Sol and Vincent's shop. The killers keep leaving Sol and Vincent to deal with the bodies.
* [[Screw This, I'm Outta Here]]: Pretty much said word-for-word by Sol after witnessing a massive shoot out which they only just managed to survive.
{{quote| 'Fuck it, we're outta here.'}}
* [[Shirtless Scene]]: Brad Pitt as a bareknuckle boxer spends a lot of time with his shirt off, exposing his numerous gypsy tats and chiseled abs.
* [[Shout-Out]]: Bullet Tooth Tony is introduced in a scene where he is continuously banging a car door off the head of some random Mook in the same manner as Big Chris (Also played by Vinnie Jones) does in ''[[Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels]]''.
* [[Sophisticated As Hell]]
{{quote| '''Brick Top:''' Do you know what Nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by a 'orrible cunt. Me.}}
* [[Spiritual Successor]]: For ''[[Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels]]''. Similar tone, subject matter, and some crossover in cast and crew. Vinnie Jones is shown crushing someone's head in a car door in both films.
* [[Stealth Pun]]: Brad Pitt's character first appears performing the act that 'Brad Pitt' is [http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/slang/brad_pitt rhyming slang] for.
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** Tony shouting to Avi "Pull your socks up!" as a way to warn him to duck, before he shoots through the wall.
* [[Villainous Breakdown]]: For a given value of 'villain' (he's certainly not nearly as bad as some in this movie), Avi spends most of the movie getting more and more edgy and irate with things until he's eventually reduced to firing a gun wildly at a dog. One gets the feeling he'd been wanting to shoot something/one for a while by that point.
{{quote| '''''I HATE FUCKING DOGS!'''''}}
* [[What Happened to the Mouse?]]: Tyrone's fate is not immediately clear; he appears to survive the showdown at the pub unscathed, and we last see him running off, but nothing more is mentioned of him.
* [[Why Won't You Die?|Why Won't You Fuckin' DIE?]]: Screamed at Tony in a flashback.
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* [[You Have to Have Jews]]: Doug the Head obviously believes this, because he ''pretends'' to be Jewish thinking it's good for business, "because when you're in the diamond trade... it ''is'' good business".
* [[Your Mom]]:
{{quote| '''Errol''': Oy, fuckface. Was he talking to you?<br />
'''Turkish''': Fuckface, huh? I like that. I'll have to remember it next time I'm crawling off your Mum. }}