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* ''Knight Moves'', supposedly a romance, but in fact awful erotica. A woman accidentally ends up in the men's room of a Medieval Times-type restaurant, which somehow sends her to the Middle Ages. There, she screws her way through most of England before returning to Philadelphia for a hideously racist Your Momma rap contest with a street gang who speak nothing even resembling street speak. And if that's not enough, the sex scenes veer from [[IKEA Erotica]] to [[Purple Prose]] and back, violently. One of the more work-safe excerpts:
{{quote|"''And 'tis time for us to partake of Pleasure's fruit again, milady. My codpiece has desired your lady-softness all day long.''".}}
** Read a review, in all its [[NSFW]] glory, [https://web.archive.org/web/20110114014408/http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/2009/03/05/review-knight-moves-by-jamaica-layne/ here].
** Hilariously, the hero of the "Knight Moves" is named Lord Verdigris. [[wikipedia:Verdigris|Verdigris]] is the green stuff that forms on copper, brass or bronze when its been exposed to the air or seawater for too long (think Statue of Liberty).
** Note to Ms. Layne: [[Written Sound Effect|written]] [[Pac-Man Fever|8-bit video game sound effects]] have no place in erotica. [[Rule 34|Usually.]]
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