Someone's Touching My Butt: Difference between revisions

 

Said item is usually either [[Visual Innuendo|phallic]] or [[Marshmallow Hell|soft]] depending on who the people are. Can result in [[Thanks for the Mammary]], a [[Megaton Punch]] (if person #2 is female), as well as evidence against the [[Accidental Pervert]]. [[Not What It Looks Like]] also commonly occurs when the lights come back on.

 

== Anime & Manga ==

 

* ''[[Neon Genesis Evangelion]]'': Because the tiny elevator is so packed, ''two'' people cry "Who's touching me?" and two respond "I can't help it!"

** And yet another character gets subjected to [[Marshmallow Hell]].

* [[Ninin ga Shinobuden]] naturally uses this when a Typhoon causes a blackout.

* In [[Naruto]], during the Land of Waves arc, happens to Sakura twice. The first person does it unintentionally because he was trying to steal Sakura's bag. The second time, it was a small boy who does touch her butt, but his intention was to ask her for some food.

'''Dick Charleston:''' Oh. Sorry about that.

'''Dora Charleston:''' Dickie, behave yourself! }}

* In the movie ''[[Without a Clue]]'', a woman in a pub accuses one the patrons of pinching her bottom while her back was turned. A drunken [[Sherlock Holmes]] steps forward and after rambling through the evidence, admits that he did it, and then pinches her again.

* ''[[Casper]]'': Just after the Ghostly Trio have been sucked into a vacuum cleaner and are, [[Rule of Funny|for some reason]], temporarily stuck inside the bag...

'''Fatso:''' That's not my head. }}

* In the comedy ''[[Water]]'' [[Michael Caine]] and a female environmentalist are tied to a tree by Cuban terrorists; Caine has to inform her that it's not his ''lighter'' she's grabbed hold of to burn the ropes...

 

* In one episode of ''[[Quantum Leap]]'', Sam and the female lead are caught in a radio studio when the power is cut, leading to the following exchange in the dark:

'''Him:''' Sorry - I was feeling for the doorknob.

'''Her:''' Wouldn't the doorknob be ''lower''? }}

'''Grace:''' It's a thermos, but thank you. }}

* ''[[The Office]]'': An unusually sweet moment when Pam hugs Michael is ruined:

'''Michael:''' A Chunky. ''(Pam's eyes widen in horror; he shows her an actual candy bar)'' Do you want half? }}

* In ''[[iCarly]]'' Halloween episode this happens when Sam and Carly run into a dark closet to escape the "Ghost"

Sam: Sorry }}

* ''[[Married... with Children]]'': While playing Twister, Peggy is internally happy that so many people are rubbing her butt; meanwhile, Marcy is secretly unhappy that nobody is rubbing hers, even though "it's way up in the air".

{{quote|'''Rob''': [''slightly flustered''] Can I just say... that's my phone.}}

** Repeated in the episode in which Rob and Nick Hewer were wearing a "cuddle jumper" (an oversize jumper with two neck holes) and Hewer had to sit on Rob's lap.

 

* ''[[Grandia (video game)|Grandia]]'': the party crawls through the sewers and this exchange occurs with the hero and the [[Action Girl]].

'''[[Action Girl|Feena]]:''' [[[Armor-Piercing Slap]]] }}

* Variation in ''[[Tales of Symphonia]]'': In a Z-skit in the Temple of Darkness, [[Handsome Lech|Zelos]] eagerly explains to [[Chaste Hero|Lloyd]] how much fun darkness is with a girl and how much one can do with her without her knowing. Lloyd immediately tells [[Ms. Fanservice|Sheena]] that Zelos was the one touching her butt, with Zelos claiming that [[Suspiciously Specific Denial|that he hadn't done anything to her yet]] in an unsuccessful attempt to prevent [[Armor-Piercing Slap|retaliation]].

{{quote|"...flamethrower, [[The Lord of the Rings|Ring of Power]], roll of quarters...wait, that's not a..."}}

* In an episode of ''[[Teen Titans (animation)|Teen Titans]]'', when the team collapses in a pile:

'''Beast Boy:''' My bad. [wet suction cup sound] }}

** It should be noted that Beast Boy was an [[Naughty Tentacles|Octopus]] at that time.

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