Sorry, Billy, But You Just Don't Have Legs: Difference between revisions

* Greg Kinnear and Matt Damon in ''[[Stuck On You]]''. Kinnear's character wants to be a movie star despite him and Damon being conjoined twins.

* From ''[[Life of Brian|Monty Python's Life of Brian]]'':

'''Reg:''' I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?! }}

* The hunchbacked Ephialtes in ''[[300|Three Hundred]]'' gets told he can't join the Spartans because he'll weaken the phalanx, as he can't raise his shield high enough to protect the men next to him.-- Ironically, the movie then violates this premise by having the Spartans break up their phalanx and fight individually.

== Newspaper Comics ==

* One ''[[Bloom County]]'' strip has the following exchange between Opus the Penguin and the strip's narrator:

'''Opus:''' "I'm short on both counts!" }}

 

== Web Original ==

* ''[[Sailor Moon Abridged]]'', [[Played for Laughs]] in Episode 13 & 14:

'''[one girl]:''' "Aww f['''[[Sound Effect Bleep|*honk!*]]''']k." }}

 

* ''[[Family Guy]]'': Kid in Iron Lung: "I'm gonna play baseball!'

* ''[[Veggie Tales]]'' opening (paraphrased); note, all the characters are fruits or vegetables, none of them with hands, arms, or legs.:

"Bob, I don't have any hands." }}

** Which works by [[Rule of Funny]] as they can play instruments, as Larry does play the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgGYXwPWmLw guitar].