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| ''Relative deadness factor'' || '''[[Deader Than Dead]]''' || '''[[Put Onon a Bus|Maybe Back Later]]''' || '''[[Inferred Survival|Be Back Soon]]''' || '''[[Contractual Immortality|Death? What's That?]]'''
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| '''Death Value''' || '''''[[Four Is Death|4]]''''' || '''''3''''' || '''''2''''' || '''''1'''''
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| ''[[How to Kill Aa Character|Cause of death]]'' || [[Death Byby Irony|Irony]], [[Dropped a Bridge Onon Him|Bridge Drop]], [[There Is No Kill Like Overkill|Overkill]], [[Stuffed in The Fridge]], [[Ret-Gone]] || [[Redemption Equals Death|Redemption]], [[Heroic Sacrifice|Sacrifice]], [[Bus Crash]], [[Mortal Wound Reveal]] || [[No One Could Survive That]], just plain killed in battle || [[Suicidal Gotcha|Jumping]]
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| ''[[Like You Would Really Do It|Audience Expectation]]'' || [[Anyone Can Die]], [[Kill'Em All]] || [[Killed Off for Real]], [[Tonight Someone Dies]] || [[Disney Death]] || [[Back Fromfrom the Dead]], [[Death Is Cheap]], [[Nobody Can Die]]
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| ''Body Found?'' || [[Deader Than Dead|Dead]] and [[Meaningful Funeral|Buried]]<br />[[Chunky Salsa Rule|Only Bits And Pieces]] || [[Waking Up At the Morgue|At The Morgue]] || [[Never Found the Body|Never Found]], [[Human Popsicle|Frozen]], [[Taken for Granite|Petrified]] || [[Left for Dead]]
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| ''Reaction'' || [[Really Dead Montage|Montage]], [[Bond One-Liner]] || [[He's Dead, Jim]] || [[It's Personal]] || [[Faux Death]]
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| ''Last Words'' || [[Oh Crap|Crap]], [[Killed Mid-Sentence]], [[Sedgwick Speech|Carry on men]], [[His Name Is--]] || [[Catch Phrase]], [[Famous Last Words]], [[Final Speech]], [[Obi-Wan Moment]] || [[You Shall Not Pass|"Fly, you fools!"]] [[Tempting Fate|"Piece of cake"]] || "[[My Death Is Just the Beginning]]"
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| ''[[Characters|Characterization]]'' || [[Red Shirt]], [[Death Byby Origin Story|Loved One]], [[Mauve Shirt]] || [[Recurring Character]], [[C -List Fodder]] || [[Regular]] || [[Contractual Immortality|Protagonist, Archvillain]]
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| ''[[Season Fluidity|When did they die?]]'' || 10+ years ago, [[Grand Finale|Series Finale]] || 5-105–10 years ago || Same year || [[Story Arc|Same arc]]
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| ''[[Back Fromfrom the Dead|"Died" and come back?]]'' || [[Not Quite Dead|Not yet]] || Died once, but got better || [[Faking the Dead|Twice]] || [[Joker Immunity|I've]] [[Staying Alive|lost]] [[Death Is Cheap|count]]
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* Cause: [[Heroic Sacrifice]], so he's not coming back from that too quickly, or the sacrifice will be cheapened. 3.
* Genre: It's a comic book, so [[Death Is Cheap]]. 1.
* The Body: [[Deader Than Dead]], a [[PietaPietà Plagiarism]] too for supes sake! So no chance of [[Faking the Dead]]. 4.
* Reaction: [[Really Dead Montage]], uh-oh. 4.
* Characterization: Protagonist. 1.
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'''Now let's make a prediction with the recent death of [[Batman (Comic Book)|Batman]] in [[Final Crisis]].'''
* Cause: [[Heroic Sacrifice]], give or take. 3.
* Genre: Comic book, so [[Death Is Cheap]]. 1.
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And finally, as of Recreation, {{spoiler|Donut}}
* Cause: [[Dropped a Bridge Onon Him|Bridge Drop]], 4
* Genre: [[Killed Off for Real]], thus far. Might shift upward if he's actually dead, but for now that's a 3.
* Body Found?: Gonna call this n/a because it just happened.
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* Cause of death: Shot rather messily by an assassin at close range. 4
* Genre: [[Back Fromfrom the Dead]] 1
* Body Found?: The police found it. It's since apparently been cremated and the urn is placed at the feet of his memorial statue. 4
* Reaction: [[He's Dead, Jim|He's Dead, Edmund.]] 3
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Hmmm... how about {{spoiler|Penny}}, from [[DoctorDr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog (Web Video)|Doctor Horribles Sing Along Blog]]?
* Cause of death: Death ray pieces to the sternum sounds a bit too much like [[Death Byby Irony]], if you ask me. 4.
* Genre: DHSAB matches the real world rather closely-- thatclosely—that said, it's unknown whether [[Mad Scientist]] resurrection is possible or not. I'll mark it as [[Killed Off for Real]]. 3.
* Body found?: Yes. Oh, yes. 4.
* Reaction: Well, the bit after it qualifies as a [[Really Dead Montage|Montage]] (albeit in a slightly twisted way), so... 4.
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* Ever died and come back?: Not that I know of. 4.
* So, 4+3+4+4+2+1+4 = 22/7 = 3.142857. '''VERDICT''': Dead, not sleeping. Sorry, Doctor Horrible!
* I'd argue that the Genre allows for a far higher genre score. A) [[DoctorDr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog (Web Video)|Dr. Horrible]] is set [[Death Is Cheap|in a comic based universe]] B) There is at least 1 undead character, Dead Bowie. C) Dr.Horible is a [[Mad Scientist]] you know the ones who pull stuff like cloning and [[Frankenstein]].
** Yeah, but characterization would more accurately be a 4, and Last Words would probably be a 3. So this would be counterbalanced.
 
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'''Twp'atwt'''
* Cause: [[Death Byby Irony]] - 4
* Genre: [[Killed Off for Real]] Sometimes - 3
* Body Found: [[Deader Than Dead]] - 4
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'''Agent Nick'''
* Cause: [[Dropped a Bridge Onon Him]] - 4
* Genre: [[Killed Off for Real]] - 3
* Body Found: [[Deader Than Dead]] - 4