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Wait, what? Sorry, uh, we thought Mexico was home to, you know, stuff like the [[It's Always Mardi Gras in New Orleans|Dí­a de los Muertos]], sombreros, lazy locals, burros, tequila, chupacabras, [[Masked Luchador|luchadores]], piñatas, chili, [[Fire-Breathing Diner|incredibly spicy food]], lots of beans, and a bunch of rundown, [[The Savage South|filthy adobe huts in the middle of the desert or desperately poor, grubby towns]] that American criminals will [[Run for the Border|escape to]].