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With a name like Rock Slyde, he was destined to become either one of two things: porn star or private eye. The porn thing didn't quite pan out, so he became a detective. Now, he's fallen on hard times. Not only does he lack the clients required to pay the bills, his building's being taken over by a cult leader, Bart, who intends to buy out Rock's office for his [[Church of Happyology|Church of Bartology]]. Rock takes on a case with a new client who shares his love of coupons and receiving positive eBay feedback, and his refusal to sell his office to the cult leads Bart to brainwash Rock's secretary (a major setback for Rock, since she's the only one who knows how to use the coffee machine) and threaten to expose Rock's past as the star of gay, pirate-themed musical pornos ''The Jolly Roger'' and ''Butt Pirates of the Caribbean''. Not that it was much of a secret, anyway, since Rock used his real name when he acted in the movies.
Stars [[Patrick Warburton]] as Rock Slyde, Rena Sofer, Elaine Hendrix and Andy Dick as Bart, and features cameos by [[Seinfeld|Jason]] [[Duckman|Alexander]], Eric Roberts, [[Back to
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* [[Attention Deficit Ooh Shiny]]: Rock's inner monologue immediately goes from talking about saving his secretary to squealing ''Coffee''!
* [[Bigger Is Better in Bed]]: Rock, on why his career in porn didn't work out: "I was hung like a hamster."
* [[The Cameo]]: Including Jason Alexander as a mailman, Lea Thompson as a recruiter for the Church of Bartology, and [[
* [[Camp Gay]]: ''I'm the Jolly Roger and I ride the seas, swashbuckle me, swashbuckle me, get on your knees!''
* [[Church of Happyology]]: Bartolgy.
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