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{{quote|''And, ladies and gentlemen, the number one threat to America... BEARS!''|'''Stephen Colbert''', ''[[
{{quote|''"That's a scary-ass bear! That's, like, a ''[[Jaws (
{{quote|''Don't try to outrun one of Dominaria's Grizzlies; it'll catch you, knock you down, and eat you. Of course, you could run up a tree. In that case you'll get a nice view before it knocks down the tree and eats you.''|Flavour Text for the ''[[Magic:
{{quote|'''Spike''': A bear! You made a bear!<br />
'''Buffy''': I didn't mean to!<br />
'''Spike''': Undo it! Undo it!|''[[
{{quote|"''The thing about a bear'', his father had always said, ''is that it can move as silently as breath. It could be watching you from ten paces away and you'd never know. Against a bear you have no defenses. You can't run faster. You can't climb higher. You can't fight it on your own. All you can do is learn its ways, and try to persuade it that you're neither threat nor prey.''"|''[[The Chronicles of Ancient Darkness|Wolf Brother]]''}}
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{{quote| ''No Andalite accustomed to our more pacific animal life could possibly understand what a grizzly bear charge means. Even most humans would fail to imagine it. Grizzly bears are not lithe and graceful like the big cats. They are more like dogs. They move with a rolling, lopsided gait that at first seems almost tentative, as if they might stop at any moment.''}}
{{quote|''But then you begin to realize how large they are. And you begin to realize that, awkward or not, they are [[Lightning Bruiser|very fast]]. And you begin to realize that you are puny, pathetic, weak and insignificant. [[Oh Crap|You begin to realize]] that this bear, [[The Juggernaut|this rolling, shaggy, unstoppable monster, can kill you from the mere impact of his shoulder hitting you.]]''|'''Ax''' on '''Rachel's''' favourite combat morph, ''[[
{{quote|''"Bears, [[Trademark Favorite Food|beets]]. . . [[Battlestar Galactica]]."''|Jim Halpert's imitation of Dwight, ''[[The Office]]''}}
{{quote|''"Being a gigantic bear is nature's way of saying, 'Fuck off!'"''|'''[[Cracked
{{quote|'''Kathleen:''' “I just have this completely rational fear of bears.”<br />
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'''Abby:''' Sure.<br />
'''Hobo:''' The bear is a solitary animal. They like their space. They live in a magic circle. They don't mind if you're like a mile away, but if you get inside their circle, they will maul you. If a bear's claw would ever strike your face, it would take your whole face right off your skull... your eyes, your nose, your lips, everything.<br />
'''Abby:''' Wow. Didn't know bears could be so vicious. |'''[[Hobo
{{quote|"He's like a bear! He's like a big shaved bear that hates people!"|'''[[Team Fortress 2
{{quote|"Acid was always [[The Stoner|my]] [[Mushroom Samba|favorite drug.]] When we would do acid, we'd go out into the woods, because there was less chance of running into an authority figure--but we ran into a bear, and that was an even ''bigger'' buzzkill..."|'''[[Mitch Hedberg]]'''}}
{{quote|''"[[Exit, Pursued
{{quote| "Number one, it's a bear. Number two, it's a bear. Number three, and probably most important... HOLY SHIT, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! IT'S A GODDAMNED BEAR!"}}
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