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== Music ==

* ''[[Flight of the Conchords]]''' song ''Business Time'' discusses this.

''(When it's with me, you only need two minutes, 'cause I'm so intense)'' }}

* According to his autobiography, [[Insane Clown Posse|Violent J]] is a self-described "minute-man". He explains that this is because he gets way too excited during the first round of sex with a new groupie, but that the second time around he averts this trope decently enough after getting "used" to her. He also says that the reason he put this embarrassing bit of info in his autobiography, which [[Unreliable Narrator|might or might not be mostly fictional]], is because he's "sure a bunch of the women [he's] slept with have already posted it on several 'celebrity slam sites' anyway".

* [[Lily Allen]]'s "It's Not Fair" is about resenting her (otherwise very decent) boyfriend for being crap in bed:

But then you make this sound, and it's apparently all over }}

* Swedish rock singer Magnus Uggla's "4 sekunder" ("4 Seconds") is about a guy with this problem.

== Live Action TV ==

* The episode of ''[[The West Wing]]'' where Abbey tells Bartlet his health is good enough to have sex again for the first time since he was shot.

'''Bartlet:''' I don't think it's gonna take more than a couple minutes, but I appreciate your confidence. }}

* In an episode of ''[[Have I Got News for You]]'' they're talking about good songs to have sex to [[It Makes Sense in Context|(because of Alan Clark's sex scandal)]] and Paul Merton says his would have to be the Minute Waltz.

* ''[[The Golden Girls]]'': This and being an incurable skirt-chaser are the defining traits of Dorothy's ex-husband, Stan. In fact, Stan's lack of stamina is mentioned more than his infidelity by Dorothy.

* In an episode of ''[[Frasier]]'' that had a running gag of characters making [[Innocent Innuendo]] and being overheard and misunderstood, Niles walks in just in time to completely misinterpret Roz lamenting how an elderly friend in a retirement home died, and so gives [[Suspiciously Specific Denial|a suspiciously indignant reaction...]]

'''Niles''': Oh for heaven's sake, it happens to every man a couple of times in his life! Why can't you women take it as a compliment? }}

* In ''[[Misfits]]'', Nathan ejaculates within seconds after a scene of intense foreplay involving kissing, removal of clothes and intimate touching. Ruth laughs - not at Nathan's sexual mistake, but at the face he pulls during orgasm. Thankfully, she lets him have another go, but unfortunately {{spoiler|turns into an 82 year old woman (her true form) as she orgasms. The other characters find out and mock him, particularly as it becomes apparent he went down on her.}}

** "And Maggie Makes Three", has a joke about this and Maggie's conception. Homer and Marge are kissing in bed; cut to a "Seconds Later" title card, and a mini-Homer sperm joins an egg saying "Woo hoo!".

** In the episode "Life on the Fast Lane", after Marge & Homer have resolved their Marriage Problem of the Week, Marge surprises Homer at work:

'''Homer:''' Tell him I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes! }}

** In a "Treehouse of Horror" episode, Marge gets abducted by Kang and Kodos to be impregnated. After selecting The Alley Behind a Porno Theater from a list of "common human spawning locations:"

'''Kang:''' (checks imaginary watch) Oh, look at the time, I've got to go. You're a super girl, though. Call you sometime! (Dumps Marge out of the spaceship) }}

* ''[[Family Guy]]''

** In the episode "PTV", the FCC starts censoring real life. When Lois and Peter are about to have sex, a guy from the FCC appears:

'''Peter:''' I'm done. 'Night, Lois. ''(falls asleep on top of her)'' }}

** In the movie, Stewie arranges his loser future self, Stu to lose his virginity to his co-worker, Fran, which turns out badly:

'''Fran:''' Which part? The eight seconds of sex, or the 40 minutes of crying? }}

** The episode ''Blind Ambition'' had a scene where we could hear Peter and Lois having sex with the sound of all the coins Peter has ingested jangling around inside him, which lasts about ten seconds.

* Joked about in ''[[Justice League]]'', much like the above old joke about Superman.

'''[[Deadpan Snarker|Hawkgirl]]:''' No wonder you can't get a date. }}