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** [[Deadpool|OW! MY UTERUS!]]
** "Listen, Webby, I can't have you swinging around in your footy pajamas, destroying my cameras. You're going to have to tangle with my ARMY! And by army, I mean production assistants, and by production assistants, I mean unpaid interns, and by unpaid interns I mean fans. You're going to have to tangle with my FANS!"
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** '''Deadpool''': Go get 'em [[Fluffy the Terrible|Beauregard!]]
** "You know, some people [[
** (after collecting a few Spider Emblems) "Can those be redeemed for cash?"
** '''Deadpool''': Okay I get it you beat him. Slow motion is just over kill.
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** Deadpool's mooks/fans talking about their suits. Seriously, talk about [[Enemy Chatter]].
** During the final battle with Deadpool when he's grappling you...
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** And again, same situation:
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** [[Rule of Three|And yet another one from the same situation:]]
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** [[Rule of Three|And yet another one from the same situation:]]
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** Can't took seriously Pool's fight after he started to say [[Saying Sound Effects Out Loud|pew pew pew pew~!]]
** '''GUN FU!''' [[Crazy Awesome|(Guess who).]]
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* 2099 Spidey goading on Doctor Octopus by responding to her scientific marvels with a simple "Meh" to the point where she breaks down into a furious rage is hysterical.
* This from Vulture's stage:
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'''Thug #2''': Pfft. It's nighttime.
'''Thug #1''': The same principle applies!
'''Thug #3''': But it don't sound as good. "I'm gonna fill you full of nightlight?"
'''Thug #2''': See, this is why we're just goons. We stand around havin' stupid discussions like this. }}
* During Electro's stage:
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** Also from Electro's Stage:
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'''Spiderman''': [imitating Electro's voice]: "WITHOUT PANTS!" }}
** As well as "No one wants to see your junk!"
* This gem from 2099's third stage.
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'''Spider-Man 2099''': Ten seconds? That's barely enough time to come up with a clever explosion related quip.
'''Doc Ock''': Ooh, that must really burn you up. So long, Spider-Man; it's been a blast.
'''Spider-Man 2099''': Oh, she's good. }}
* Any interaction between 2099 and Doc Ock.
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'''Doc Ock''': I won't.
'''Spider-Man 2099''': You will!
'''Doc Ock''': [[No Indoor Voice|SILENCE!]] }}
* There's a Crowning Moment of Funny within the first ''five minutes''.
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'''Amazing Spider-Man''': I believe the technical term is "stick 'em powers".
''(A couple minutes later in the Ultimate universe)''
'''Madame Web''': And you can run across narrow walkways such as this one without fear of falling, due to your natural agility and powers of adhesion.
'''Ultimate Spider-Man''': They're called "stick 'em powers"... did one of the other me's make that joke already?
'''Madame Web''': Yes, and it was no funnier then. }}
* One of Amazing's first observations is that he better get going, since this neighborhood isn't going to "Friendly" itself.
* Amazing Spider-Man's reaction to seeing the many different Spider-Men scattered across reality:
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* Amazing Spider-Man in the DS version: Conveyor belt? Am I in a video game now?
* Amazing in the DS version before entering the final portal.
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* The ending after Stan Lee's narration. {{spoiler|What'd I miss?}}
* The end-credit gags involving the various villains, including {{spoiler|Kraven trying and failing to catch a bunny, Goblin working as a carnival barker, and Scorpion's [[It Makes Sense in Context|inablity to use scissors]]}}
** {{spoiler|Doc Ock is shown as an [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Octomom]] to child versions of Hobgoblin and Scorpion.}}
* Ultimate, after Electro flings his fifth and sixth trucks at him:
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'''Electro:''' BE QUIET!<br />
'''Ultimate:''' [[Incredibly Lame Pun|I really DROVE that one into the ground!]]<br />
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'''Ultimate:''' Or maybe it'll make me talk more! You never know... }}
* Ultimate, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3JnmQZsFKU&feature=related fighting Carnage]
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* In the opening of the Juggernaut's level.
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'''Juggernaut:''' [[You!|YOU!!!]]<br />
'''Spider-Man:''' [[Oh Crap|... Great... now it's just him and me!]] }}
* In the first Noir episode, some of the mook dialogue comes off as Seussian.
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'''Mook 2:''' Fancy Dan, the Ladies Man?
'''Mook 1''' They found him in a garbage can.
'''Mook 2:''' Poor old Fancy Dan...
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