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Cast page for main characters in Spinnerette.

 

A grad student at "Ohio <s>State</s> Research University" who works under Dr. Lambha. Thanks to an accident involving her klutzy ways and the doctor's new "prototype genetic infusion chamber," she has found herself imbued with superpowers derived from spiders. This includes having the proportional strength of a spider ("GIRL ABS!") and super-healing along with six arms and high-tensile spider thread that shoots out of the base of her spine. However, she's not the only super-human person around.

 

* [[Badass Bookworm]]: Though sometimes rather ditzy, the fight against Evil Spinnerette reminds us that she is quite competent in the book smarts department.

* [[Bi the Way]]: Shown attraction to at least one male and {{spoiler|ends up getting together with Mecha Maid}}.

* [[Gayngst]]: Went through this after {{spoiler|Mecha Maid came out to her}}.

* [[Healing Factor]]

* [[How Do I Shot Web?]]: Quite literally. Even after getting the hang of most of her powers, aiming her web is still proving tricky.

* [[Multi-Armed and Dangerous]]: The most obvious effect of her powers.

* [[Mundane Utility]]: Using her own silk for knitting and making her costume.

* [[Never Heard That One Before]]: Cracks about deodorant usage? How... original.

* [[Organ Autonomy]]: When not using them her extra limbs tend to act more or less on their own. Bottom Lefty is particularly... [[Les Yay|frisky]] around Mecha Maid.

* [[Spider Sense]]: She doesn't have it, but she thinks she does or at least likes to pretend.

 

 

A girl wearing an anime-inspired [[Meido]] outfit with the power to fly and shoot missiles. Turns out to be just a powered suit for a girl {{spoiler|suffering from the very real ALS disease}}. While the suit (or more specifically, the headband) allows her to accomplish superhuman feats, {{spoiler|the disease means she only has a couple years left to live.}} Korean-American; a big fan of the anime ''[[Mahoromatic]]'', whence she got the inspiration for her outfit.

 

* [[Power Armor]]

* [[Precision F-Strike]]: Though usually calm and rational, she gets very frustrated with Heather's trademark [[Plucky Girl|pluckiness]] while trying to discuss the subject of {{spoiler|her mortality}}.

* [[Reed Richards Is Useless]]: Invented a device that ''lets paralyzed people walk,'' and just uses it for crime-fighting.

** She claims that she's afraid the tech would be used as a weapon. Given that Dr. Universe's backstory currently suggests that this ''exact thing'' happened to him {{spoiler|(U.S. military swooped in and tried to steal his research and kidnap his assistant)}}, it's not all that ridiculous a fear.

* {{spoiler|[[Your Days Are Numbered]]: Comes with the territory of having a terminal illness.}}

 

Formerly a police officer who was given superpowers by the previous "Tiger" after he was shot during a robbery gone wrong. His main traits include super-strength and a short temper, but he knows a lot of hidden superhero history. His Canadian ex-wife divorcing him over his alter-ego lead to an irrational prejudice against Canadians.

 

 

 

 

* [[Action Girl]]

 

 

An Objectivist [[Evil Genius]] who is working with Dr. Lambha on an unspecified project. Dr. Universe was once a respected scientist researching the "Cherenkov-Kirby Reaction" but [[Face Heel Turn|reportedly turned evil]] after he read an Ayn Rand novel.

 

 

 

Dr. Universe's [[Most Common Superpower|well-endowed]] assistant, she and Heather do not get along. Greta has the power to create her own localized gravity fields, which lets her pick up and throw objects of almost any size.

 

* [[All Germans Are Nazis]]: Averted, she's visibly uncomfortable around the Nazi remnants who commission a Hitler clone from her boss. Of course she's German-''Brazilian''.

* [[The Dragon]]: For Doctor Universe. She tends to do all of the fighting and heavy "lifting" for him.

* [[Gag Boobs]]

* [[Oktoberfest]]

 

 

* [[Apocalypse Hitler]]

* [[Those Wacky Nazis]]

 

 

A tall and [[Heroic Build|heavily muscled]] Nazi [[Super Soldier]] who acts as Kugelblitz's [[The Dragon|dragon]].

* [[Those Wacky Nazis]]

 

 

The great-great-great-great-granddaughter of [[The American Civil War|Robert E. Lee]]. She plans to clone him and raise the clone to lead the Confederates anew.

* [[Hollywood Voodoo]]

** [[Necromancer]]

* [[Hypocrite]]: Is a neo-Confederate who practices [[Hollywood Voodoo]].

* [[Nice Hat]]

* [[Politically-Incorrect Villain]]

 

A Canadian werewolf who usually goes by the name London. Annoyed that there aren't many high-level superhero jobs in Canada.

 

 

 

A descendant of the original Anne of Green Gables. Despite being a male, his family made him wear the girly outfit, on the basis that Green Gable is a [[Legacy Character]] passed from mother to child, and just because that child is a boy is no reason to end the tradition.

 

* [[Badass Normal]]/[[Charles Atlas Superpower]]: He isn't said to have any powers, but he's been training to become a superhero since birth.

* [[Legacy Character]]

* [[Heroic Build]]

* [[The Chick]]: Green Gable calls strategy while his super-powered teammates handle the heavy lifting in a battle against the Composite Soul.

* [[Large Ham]]

 

 

A French-Canadian catgirl with nine prehensile tails. According to Heather, she was working at an animal shelter and somehow found a magical cat that hid there since the War of 1812.

 

 

 

Heather's well-endowed roommate and confidante at school. Sews outfits for Heather and generally puts up with her antics while she stumbles around trying to get the hang of her powers. Also leans on the fourth wall on occasion by pointing out how impossible some of the spider powers are. Of Indian descent (she wears a ''bindi'' on her forehead).

 

 

 

Working with Dr. Universe on some unspecified project. The main researcher at the lab where Heather works.

 

* [[Hollywood Science]]: He angrily [[Lampshade Hanging|lampshades]] how a TV reporter understands nothing about genetics when she makes a remark about how his research into spider mutations could help find a cure for ''fatness''.

 

 

* [[Boobs of Steel]]: Has the largest chest of anyone in the cast, and is physically the strongest.

* [[The Three Faces of Eve]]: All at once, with the left head being the child, the central one the mother, and the rightmost the seductress.

 

A security guard at the university. Currently dating Sahira.

 

* [[Multicolored Hair]]

 

The [[Bishounen|cute guy]] next door. Both he and Heather have a mutual interest in each other...[[The Masquerade Will Kill Your Dating Life|but things just keep getting in the way.]]

 

* [[Love Interest]]: Heather would ''like'' to think that he is, anyway. She even states that he's the Mary-Jane Watson to her Peter Parker.

 

A superheroine who used to be Ms. Venus but got shut down by DC's lawyers due to her costume looking too much like [[Power Girl]]. She had several children and came back [[Hotter and Sexier]].

 

* [[Action Mom]]

* [[Buxom Is Better]]

* [[Hot Mom]]

* [[One-Scene Wonder]] (she has only appeared in a single panel to date, with several passing mentions by other characters thereafter, but everyone brings her up whenever the well-endowed women of this comic are discussed).

 

One of the founding fathers, lost in time. After [[Hitler's Time Travel Exemption Act|an incident]] where he [[It Makes Sense in Context|saved Hitler's life]], a convenient time traveler dropped him off in 2002 to prevent the Subprime Mortgage Crisis. He failed, but makes up for it via superheroics in other areas.

 

 

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